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An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Bubba

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Bubba

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MRB Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 09:47 AM 1,252 tokens, 2.18 days wasted

Clever kid LAMO

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Lord-Bates Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 09:46 PM 3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

now thast smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!kn ew his dad was a rat...

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minodude Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 12:15 AM 19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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or its the police and FBI reading their mail for "security" purposes

Just Kidding!!

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minodude Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 12:15 AM 19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

whatever gets the job done

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alex657684 Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 12:47 AM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

lol.......that's one way to get it done.

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Arch Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 07:00 AM 2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

What we're not using the terrorist version anymore?

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konifur Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 09:40 AM 26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

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its more funnier thinking the FBI are sweating there tits off digging the garden over.

hey! it wasn`t me!

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hunnybunny Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 09:19 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

hahaha now thats a good one made me chuckle

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capttomguam Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 02:02 PM 3,099 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Good one "Fire Bird" Something similar happened to me one time upon entering port one time. the Police/Customs had some kind of a tip re. drugs and proceded to search entire vessel, all 7o feet of her! Upon realizing there intentions I informed them "Fine, OK, Go ahead, while I shut down my boat." this ment nolonger any more engine room fans. The average temp. on Guam is in the upper 80's and the humidity is somitimes 95%. The engines[2] are the size of a small pickup, 5 mins. later they all emerged looking like they had showered with thier uniforms on. Can you say Microwave?

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ressurection666 Posted on May 02, 2007 at 06:54 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

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