>Miss Snow White she was a randy cow
>And desperate for a fuck,
>So off she went into the woods,
>To try and get some luck.
>She'd almost given up looking,
>When she saw some chimney smoke,
>Then she stumbled on the cottage,
>And went in for a poke.
>Her clothes came off in seconds.
>And she'd just removed her pants,
>When seven dwarf's came marching in,
>With a merry song and dance.
>
>Snow White just stood there speechless,
>And thought she was in heaven,
>Originally wanting one good shag,
>But now she could have seven.
>
>Straight away she took command,
>"My fanny needs a lick!"
>And when one dwarf moved forward,
>She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick"
>So down he went onto all fours,
>And said "I ain't licking that",
>"Not there, that is my arse-hole,
>You DOPEY little prat!"
>The next dwarf started blushing,
>"Do we have to do it here?"
>Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL,
>Unless you're a fucking queer"
>So reluctantly he whipped it out,
>To prove he was no fool.
>And Snow White gave a big "High-Ho".
>As she rode upon his tool.
>
>Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.
>Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
>And due to his impatience,
>He couldn't raise a stiff.
>
>"Relax" you GRUMPY bastard",
>So he did as he was told,
>And as soon as he was hard enough,
>He shot his fuckin load.
>
>The next dwarf got a blow-job,
>And she took him deep quite easy,
>But she just avoided brain-damage,
>When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.
>
>With three dwarf's left, she turned and said,
>"You're next, I want your knob!"
>But no sooner had he entered her,
>he was sleeping on the job.
>
>"Wake up you SLEEPY bastard"
>She wanted more from him.
>And he woke with such excitement,
>That he filled her hairy quim.
>
>The next dwarf rammed his up her,
>And shagged her fanny raw,
>A dazed Snow White then whimpered.
>"That should be against the law."
>
>He made poor Snow White tremble,
>he was so big and thick.
>"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
>With that fucking great big prick"
>
>With one dwarf still remaining,
>but feeling rather sore,
>She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
>My twat can't take no more!"
>
>And so he put his tongue to work,
>Where others had placed their cocks,
>And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
>She named the last dwarf DOC.
>
>Now Snow White couldn't do much,
>With all that spadge inside her quim,
>So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
>And filled it to the brim.
>
>So there's the truth about the dwarves,
>And how they got their names,
>By satisfying Miss Snow White,
>And joining in her games.
>There's one more thing you need to know,
>And that's - What happened to that cup,
>Well think of what you're drinking,
>When you next buy 7-Up!
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dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.
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