Pulled Over For Speeding!!!!!!

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Pulled Over For Speeding!!!!!!
13 comments | Posted by bdawes64 30 months ago

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A man was driving down the road one day when he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop asks to see his license's and registration the man reply's I dont have a license and as for the registration I stoled the car and killed the owner put him in the trunk and the gun is in the glove box. The cop orders him to get out and as he handcuffs him. The officer calls for backup and as the other 2nd cop arrives he tells the guy what the 1st cop has told him. The man says no that aint right I've got a license in my wallet and a registration in the glove box and that he didnt kill anyone and there wasnt a body in the trunk or a gun in the glovebox. The 2nd cop checks out everything and his license was good and there wasnt a gun in the glovebox just the registration and no body in the trunk. The 2nd cop tells the man I dont understand the 1st cop told me that you had no license, that you stoled the car killed the owner put him in the trunk and put the gun in the glove box??? The man replied YEA AND I GUESS THAT LYING SON OF A BITCH ALSO TOLD YOU I WAS SPEEDING!!!!!

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bdawes64
Posted on Oct 01, 2006 at 05:05 PM
28 tokens, 5.5 hours wasted

joke lol

(This comment was modified on Oct 01, 2006 05:47 PM)

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minodude
Posted on Oct 01, 2006 at 05:35 PM
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so is this not a joke?

i thought it was funny

Just Kidding!!

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minodude
Posted on Oct 01, 2006 at 05:35 PM
19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

all that time just to get out of a speeding ticket...

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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bdawes64
Posted on Oct 01, 2006 at 05:38 PM
28 tokens, 5.5 hours wasted

What ever works LOL

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Lord-Bates
Posted on Oct 01, 2006 at 09:16 PM
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LMAO somthing i would do when i can drive

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capttomguam
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 04:47 AM
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That's a "Favoretes"!

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MRB
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 06:46 AM
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LMAO

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alex657684
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 03:37 PM
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well that's one way of doing. i'd just ask for his proof i was speeding.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Oct 27, 2006 at 04:35 PM
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Usually they got that radar gun output.. right there on the dash.

Talk all you want... it isnt going to beat a digital readout.

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alex657684
Posted on Oct 27, 2006 at 04:58 PM
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nope....but then i'd want to see proof it was properly calibrated and maintained.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Oct 27, 2006 at 05:31 PM
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If it was the good ole bad ole day Chicago Cops...it would be calibrated up yer butt..heh...and lordy you didnt want to be black either way back back...heh

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fastfoward
Posted on Oct 27, 2006 at 04:06 PM
881 tokens, 2.35 days wasted

It's not hard to tell mino is only 15 Y/O is it???
Alot to learn my young one!

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