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14 comments | Posted by hunnybunny 45 months ago

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A man is driving down a country road when he sees a sign,
"Apples $5.00 each."
Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples
are so expensive.

The farmer says, "These are special peanut butter and jelly Apples. Here, try one."

The man takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste the
peanut butter but not the jelly."
The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does and then he savors a sweet jelly taste.

The farmer says, "I've got ham and cheese apples, too, but they're $10.00 each."

The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow,
These are great but I taste the ham bt not the cheese."
The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does, takes a bite and
A rich, creamy cheese taste fills his mouth.

The farmer says, " Now, if you really like those, I've got
some very special apples that cost $50.00 each. They're Pussy
Apples."

The man cannot resist and buys one. He takes a bite and says,
"YUCK, these taste like shit!"

The farmer says, "Turn it around."

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MRB
Posted on Sep 29, 2006 at 08:37 AM
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LMAO good one

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Sep 29, 2006 at 09:55 AM
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i'm voting just because that sweet little bunny posted something so vulgar.

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minodude
Posted on Sep 29, 2006 at 07:53 PM
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Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

bunny has been posting volgure content and comments latly

our little baby is growing up!

Just Kidding!!

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 29, 2006 at 08:47 PM
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Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

I know right !!!

I think we may be a bad influence on her.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 10:21 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

YES!!!! another innocent corrupted, my work here is done.

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konifur
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 10:38 AM
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Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

oh no its not, there will be more pure nobblings joining up someday and your good work will begin all over again.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Marks.

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 01:54 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

very true, there's no rest for the wicked.

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 29, 2006 at 11:56 PM
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Funny as hell. I give it a solid 10 out of 10!

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alex657684
Posted on Sep 30, 2006 at 12:07 AM
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i'm shocked hunnybunny!

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videophotog
Posted on Sep 30, 2006 at 12:08 AM
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Before you know it Katt will be pulling down submission faster than Petergriffin's!LOL!!

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People will forget what you did.
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alex657684
Posted on Sep 30, 2006 at 12:14 AM
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maybe we should have figured it out from the Playboy Bunny icon......

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konifur
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 10:40 AM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

rude joke are always funnier comming from young ladies.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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konifur
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 10:40 AM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

rude jokes are always funnier comming from young ladies.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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