You used "z" instead of "s" in was, but then at the end you used "P.S.", so no high five for you.

pwned

what crawled up your butt and died? monkey's just playing, so take a chill pill.

You didn't write 5 paragraphs.

A paragraph is a unit of language larger than a sentence. A new paragraph marks a change of focus, a change of time, a change of place or a change of speaker in a passage of dialogue. A new paragraph begins on a new line, usually indented (set in a little) or with a one-line gap above it. Paragraphing helps readers to follow the story line, argument or dialogue.


That was a paragraph, consisting of 4 sentences.

NEXT!

Why even bother going to school with monkey around! His intellegance is obviously higher than ours! Oh and can you plz corect my spelling errors and give me a mark out of 10!

PS(ssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssss)

Its about time you noticed.

Wheres my damn mark?

RELAX YOURSELF !!!

Brilliant as usual.

2 shirtless high fives.

Can we do a chest bump?

why not go for the ass slap

Most definitely.

You want it with or without Pam cooking spray?

With.

And I'd like that chest bump to last about 20 minutes.

Can I join in too ?

Yes.

GRRRR !!

Woo!

You're due to get a high five!

Shirtless High Five.

Good job!

what the hell was that

i dont mean that in a mean way, just a un-understanding way

Just a whole lotta stuff and no sssssss's were used.I don't even care that it didn't make sense

I hope you get a high-five.

That took some work!

Oh man, that took some skill. Have you ever thought of spinning the wheels of steel in a club?


HIGH FIVE!

you get an F for not following directions

I'll give you a B-, but only because you didn't do the Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore.

Or I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Your Sally saying reminded my of these:

Silly Sally was walking down a dark alley one night when she got jumped by bad guys, they ripped off her shirt, ripped off her skirt, and ripped off her underclothes, Silly Sally laughed and laughed, she knew her money was in her shoe.

Silly Sally was walking through a cow field one day and she saw a fly sitting on a big pile of poo, Silly Sally laughed and laughed, she knew that fly couldn't have done that.

Silly Sally caught her house on fire one day, as it was burning to the ground, her mother said "Wait til your father finds out!" Silly Sally laughed and laughed, she knew her father was in the house.

Your welcome.

wow....lol. i think Stupid Sally fits better.

How did you do that?

I was waiting for the train.
This woman was waiting as well.
She must've been new to that subway line as she was leaning over the tracks, on the edge of the platform, looking to see if the train was coming ... but she was looking in the wrong direction.
I saw the train pulling into the station from the other way (they come in pretty fast).
I called to her to move but she didn't respond.
So, I ran over to her, put my arm all the way around her waist & pulled her out of the way a few seconds before the train passed.
It would've taken her head off or knocked her into the tracks & run her over given how far over she was leaning.
It's happened before.
She didn't respond to me when I called for her because, as it turns out, she was deaf.

High five for saving a life!

AWESOME !!!


Can I have a shirtless hug too ?

Mos Def

Those typically run $3.99 for the first minute, $1.99 for every minute after, but I'll comp this one.

WOO HOO !!!
A free shirtless hug from Monkey !!!

Please excuse me if my hands drift a bit.

Eh, it happens from time to time. It comes with the territory.

to you!

Thank you.

I knew you were great when I first talked to you in chat, but this takes the cake. It's good to know there's people out there that will have your back.

Well, thank you very much !
You're so sweet !!!
I couldn't just stand there & watch someone die or get hurt & not do anything about it when I know I could have.

What the hell?

Do explain.

Did you get to use your stun gun?

She didnt drive?

I do believe Katt told you to play nice yesterday.

You obviously don't listen very well.

Well you believe what you want.

You ripped another member for a newb.

You got bent when I pointed out it wasnt your website.

And lots of women dont know how to drive.

Now, you know damn well that I didn't rip into Videophotog.
All I was doing was telling him that Fayt isn't some newb causing problems for kicks.
He had it in his head that he was.
More over, there was no reason to rip into him anyway. He just made a mistake. It happens. He meant well. That's what counts.

And, I mean, do you honestly think that I ripped into him ?!
I mean come on.
Are you new ?!
You've seen how I handle things.
If I were to have ripped into him, it would've been a whole different comment entirely.
And you damn well know that.
So, don't even try it.
I think that you were just searching for something to complain about.
You just love to be negative & combative so you search out shit to bitch about.
And, if you look hard enough for something, you'll end up finding it.

It must suck to be you.

I've never claimed that this is my website.
If you think I behave that way, then so be it.
Pardon me for not being socially retarded.

Yes, I understand that there's a stereotype that women can't drive.
It still doesn't have anything to do with what was being talked about.

And, we've discussed you minding your own business, right ? So, mind it.
We don't get along. Fine. So, stop inviting yourself into my conversations. It's tacky.
Just, act like I don't even exist.
Okay ?
Thank you.


BYE RICH !!!

blah blah blah, blah blah.
Nice bridge ya got there

I did pm Sarah about it and we got it straightened out.

HIgh five from me for using the PM method to solving your problems!

hey Sarah,i will have to remember not to piss you off.but well said,i bet you feel better after getting all that off your chest.

Thanks.

Refer to my reply to Arch.


No, no stun gun was needed ... THIS TIME.

I just read it. Another high five for a noble deed.

Thank you !!

*insert high fiving emoticon here*

HOLY FUCKING SHIT !!!!!

*jaw drops*

I am SO sorry you had to go through something like that !!

That was really hard to tell without any "s's" I went as far as to look in the thesarus for s-less words.

Good job !!

Sounds like you need more than a high five.....

Yeah, a new house without cracks in the floor would be nice. Got one I can borrow?

At least I still did my homework.

Actually, and technically, yes I do have a spare house.

I currently have 2 houses. Unofficially, but I have a feeling once my attorney gets done, I'll have 2 houses.

I'd borrow it to you, but its kinda hard to just pick it up and move it.

A+ for a noble deed.

Acts of service go along ways with me. It shows that you can care about someone other than yourself, without further compensation.

thank you i have never ever had a A+