6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.


neither do guys, it just makes things more entertaining.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

we don't haveto, we just, kinda, do.

It's good to be the queen.

You forgot to add being pregnant, and a couple of other things i wont mention!

But funny!

(This comment was modified on Sep 27, 2006 09:02 PM)

if it's so great being female, why are they always talking about how easy we have it, and it sucks to be them?

so periods, PMS, pregnancy, etc, are all good things too?

Guys, give it up...even when we are right we are wrong. At least no matter what I still get the last word with my wife: "Yes, Dear"!

1. We got off the Titanic first.
no, the rich got off first

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We can scare female bosses by sexually harassing them

3. Taxis stop for us.
they only don't stop for black people


4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
If your white, its hard to avoid it


5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
but the speedo serves a PURPOSE for swimmers

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
Burping works too, and getting hit in the nuts

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
But when you stretch in a T-shirt it becomes kinda obvious


8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
Then its nothing to cheer over, but women dont do alot of things that need congratulations

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
You don't know the pain of ball sweat and your boxers riding up on them

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
And you also have the ability to yell at us for not matching

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We dont HAVE to do it, and admit it, you've done it too

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
But it makes us look more sucessful, because women follow money


13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
My guy friends who have pierced ears don't regret it


14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
But then you complain that your fat

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
But once we make one about you...

other than that i agree with everything