Some Good Bar Questions

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Some Good Bar Questions
8 comments | Posted by BarFly 30 months ago

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Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A. A love call.

Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
A. By the ears. (Lick her)

Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
A. No ball room

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts.

Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?
A. 100 people who don't do dick.

Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

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capttomguam
Posted on Sep 26, 2006 at 09:17 AM
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I love this kinda shit....oops... let me rephrase. Q. What do you call a gay on roller blades? A. ROLLAIDS!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Sep 26, 2006 at 10:18 AM
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again, funny. would have been funnier if it hadn't been submitted a couple days ago though

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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BarFly
Posted on Sep 26, 2006 at 04:25 PM
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I'm so sorry love, what can I do to make it up?

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minodude
Posted on Sep 26, 2006 at 05:48 PM
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check the content of the site before submitting what you think is new here

its posted in a few blogs

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Sep 27, 2006 at 09:14 AM
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that sounds like an offer for something fun, , but i'll let you off with a warning, lovie.

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capttomguam
Posted on Sep 28, 2006 at 04:29 PM
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I think the subject requires more extensive researcch

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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konifur
Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 10:01 AM
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Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
A. By the ears. (Lick her)
there was no need to explain the joke,lol.

a termite walks into a bar and said,"wheres the bartender."
i could of explained that one but i'm not.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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