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51 comments | Posted by kiepay 30 months ago

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Here something I thought was funny. Go to Google search and type in your name and put the word 'needs' after it. Like "Courtney needs". Put the first thing that comes up in the search.

Mine said, "Courtney needs a mistress to show off".

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minodude
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 05:27 PM
19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Sam just needs a little getting used to

and the obvious...uncle sam needs you

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Katt
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 06:03 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

That dude katt needs help, he is truly funny.

I'm not a dude!!!!

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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ramrock
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 06:05 PM
6,101 tokens, 1.46 months wasted

Mayetta needs Harrahs band casino

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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ramrock
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 06:06 PM
6,101 tokens, 1.46 months wasted

there is a casino in Mayetta Kansas and I guess it needs a band hahahahha

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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videophotog
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 06:23 PM
17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

1: Steve needs a new v8-pack function
2: Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman
3: Steve needs lovin too!

I don't know about the squirrels or #1 but #3 sounds good!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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konifur
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 09:37 AM
26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

mine came up as "steve needs a doctor"

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 06:32 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

(Real Name) needs more traffic pilots
(Real Name) needs to be brought back into reality.

I liked those.

Can you meet a monkeys complex social needs?

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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minodude
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 06:44 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

you cheated

i googled the needs... and it just said he

EDIT

or does your name start with a W, perhaps

(This comment was modified on Sep 16, 2006 06:46 PM)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 07:19 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

My name doesnt start with a Giant W.

More like an F.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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videophotog
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 07:22 PM
17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Fabian?

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Katt
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 07:31 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Fabio!!!

I knew it when I saw your avatar.

I can't believe it's not butter, baby.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 17, 2006 at 01:07 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

I just got my Slashie award too. For being the best Actor, SLASH Model, and not the other way around.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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minodude
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 09:21 PM
19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

cause i didnt see "F... needs to be brought back into reality." i saw will

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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alex657684
Posted on Sep 17, 2006 at 12:48 AM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

i bet it's just plain old Frank. Or maybe Fred.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 17, 2006 at 03:12 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

My name doesnt start with a Giant W.
More like an F.

Farfegnugen ?

OOFDA !!!!!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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killapenguin
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 11:34 PM
2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

Funny thing, the first 6 entries were:

Why dirty David needs a wash?

" " - Harpo Marx

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 18, 2006 at 05:26 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

hahahaha i hope your naughty dirty dave then again

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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killapenguin
Posted on Sep 18, 2006 at 10:30 AM
2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

well, if google (with unlimited resources) thinks im dirty...

" " - Harpo Marx

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 18, 2006 at 10:38 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

You ARE dirty !!!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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killapenguin
Posted on Sep 18, 2006 at 03:19 PM
2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Wash me.

" " - Harpo Marx

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 19, 2006 at 02:01 PM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

OMFG !!!

You'd like it too much.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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killapenguin
Posted on Sep 19, 2006 at 04:47 PM
2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Too late for you anyway, Donna will.

Donna

" " - Harpo Marx

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 20, 2006 at 08:19 AM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

awww i am very flattered you too are you ready for that wash

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 20, 2006 at 11:00 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

Damn it all !!!

DAMN

IT

ALL

TO

HELL

!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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killapenguin
Posted on Sep 21, 2006 at 12:33 AM
2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

on second thought, Donna might need an extra hand.

" " - Harpo Marx

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 21, 2006 at 08:56 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

NO, NO !!!
It's too late now.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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killapenguin
Posted on Sep 21, 2006 at 06:20 PM
2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

ok, suit yourself.

" " - Harpo Marx

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 22, 2006 at 11:37 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

Fine then.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 19, 2006 at 06:48 AM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

so your DEFINANTLY DIRTY loli'll have to wash you then

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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bamawolf25
Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 11:45 PM
480 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

Ummm here is mine...

Ninja Billy needs you to share your talent and wisdom with everyone! Uncle Billy needs to do ... Billy needs Brittany in his life because he can't have her.

The story of my life, come back to me Brittany. Wait a minute my wife's name is Desiree. What's going on here? LOL

The only time the word success comes before work is in the dictionary.

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alex657684
Posted on Sep 17, 2006 at 12:47 AM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

well let's see:

1. Alex needs your help
2. Uncle Alex needs you! (WTF?????)
3. Alex needs a job!

7. Soaps Community - Alex needs to go!
8. Help Alex get a new kidney (or you could just buy me something expensive

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 17, 2006 at 03:05 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Sarah Needs A Cold Shower.

Sara needs to hand him one of those weapons that went off without warning.

Sara needs to be a child, to drink milk with the baby bottle if she wants to.

Sarah needs to play.

Sarah needs more cash.

Sarah needs her time to explore and play.

And, my personal favorite ...

Sarah needs no explanation.

(This comment was modified on Sep 17, 2006 03:05 AM)

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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Gatorbait
Posted on Sep 17, 2006 at 06:03 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

LOL@ Sarah needs a cold shower

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 18, 2006 at 10:37 AM
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Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

I thought that one was pretty funny too !!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 20, 2006 at 08:21 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

hahaha i like sarah needs no explination

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 20, 2006 at 09:44 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

I know, right ?!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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konifur
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 09:42 AM
26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

anyone called debbie,i bet it comes up "debbie does dallas"

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Sarah
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 02:46 PM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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SarahzSister
Posted on Sep 17, 2006 at 03:23 AM
116 tokens, 1.28 days wasted

Molly needs a slogan for 3rd grade council.

I'm truely outrageous !!

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Arch
Posted on Sep 17, 2006 at 03:51 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

I fell out of my chair laughing at the first one that came up. I think some of these allude to Jessica Simpson though.

Jessica needs fake titties and then she would be perfect...

and also the next one.

Jessica needs to spend a lot of time kissing Helen to get used to the idea... (who is Helen?) ...

...but the last one is the coolest.

JESSICA needs a fucking revolution

(This comment was modified on Sep 17, 2006 03:54 PM)

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Gatorbait
Posted on Sep 17, 2006 at 06:01 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Lets see...
1)Dave needs to work this into one of his live performances.(They're ALL live)
2)Dave needs a time out. (man, do I ever)
3)Dave needs a hug (couldnt have said it better)
4)Dave needs Firefox and BugMeNot (nope)
5)Dave needs help walkin through doors (

)
6) And the best of all...Dave needs a vacation!!!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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10step
Posted on Sep 17, 2006 at 08:23 PM
718 tokens, 2.57 days wasted

10step needs home school special
10steps to special needs planning
10step planning for success
10steps to a healthy new year
10steps to a successful spa launch..

None of these sound like anything I need

KEEP YUR STICK ON THE ICE

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videophotog
Posted on Sep 18, 2006 at 12:21 AM
17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

Comment in reply to 10step's original comment

It's better when you use your real name....
However, I did Videophotog and found a bunch of posts and comments I made here on Ugoto!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Gatorbait
Posted on Sep 18, 2006 at 07:58 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

I Googled Gatorbait a few weeks ago, and found a similar result... there is an outdoorsman's magazine based in the area of Louisiana and Texas named Gatorbait,(imagine that?) and most hits were aimed at that

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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konifur
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 09:47 AM
26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

Comment in reply to 10step's original comment

do you not want a healthy new year.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Celeste
Posted on Sep 18, 2006 at 02:35 AM
926 tokens, 1.22 weeks wasted

I know Celeste needs me. More than anything else, I know she needs her WD-40.

Celeste needs surgery because she needs her gall bladder removed

and last but not least...

Celeste needs to be beaten with that clue stick!

*Hey thats not nice

*

tee hee

Peace, Love and Cheesecake

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 18, 2006 at 05:32 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Donna needs two hands to keep things ...(well er yeah)

My donna needs a good crowding (WTF??????)

Donna urgently needs to be transferred to The
Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee (hey thats not nice calling people an elephant)

Donna needs a loving, nurturing adoptive family who can accept her ... (awww phone now)

Donna needs to be somewhere because she is being watched... (am i?????)

NICE ONE KIEPAy that was fun a nice change lol

(This comment was modified on Sep 18, 2006 05:34 AM)

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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mine
Posted on Sep 19, 2006 at 05:54 AM
1,602 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted

Mine needs a coffeebreak...(but i don't drink it!)

Steven needs some friends...(meanies!)

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 20, 2006 at 08:24 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to mine's original comment

awww i'll be your friend

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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mine
Posted on Sep 20, 2006 at 08:33 PM
1,602 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

Awwww, thanks.

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 28, 2006 at 08:28 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to mine's original comment

hey np its nice to have friends lol

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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