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A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big
>>
>>"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
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>>The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
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>>The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha. "Well, the boss liked
>>the
>>kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow, I'll come down after we
>>close
>>and see how you did.
>>
>>
>>
>>"His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
>>store was
>>locked up, the boss came down.
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>>
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>>"How many customers bought something from you today?
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>>
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>>The kid says, "One".
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>>
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>>The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a
>>day. How
>>much was the sale for?
>>
>>
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>>"The kid says, "$101,237.65".
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>>
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>>The boss says, "$101,237.65???? What the heck did you sell?????"
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>>
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>>The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
>>medium
>>fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing
>>rod.
>>Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so
>>I
>>told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat
>>department and
>>I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his
>>Honda
>>Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and
>>sold
>>him that 4x4
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>>Expedition."
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>>
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>>The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
>>BOAT
>>and a TRUCK?"
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>>
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>>The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I
>>said,
>>'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"
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forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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