Facts Of Life 15 comments | Posted by vickyizamofo 30 months ago

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt
blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond ? )


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......) yup, that figures!


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)




A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

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baby_boy Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 04:27 AM 3,117 tokens, 1.66 weeks wasted

"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure"

some women too

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

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vickyizamofo Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 02:37 PM 5,747 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

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umm..... i hate to break this to you, but women come under the human catagory!

i souport publik edekasion

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minodude Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 06:09 PM 19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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no, they're their own element, remember?

http://www.ugoto.com/pictures/44233.html

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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vickyizamofo Posted on Sep 15, 2006 at 06:29 PM 5,747 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

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sorry i forgot! yes women come under the super human catagory!

i souport publik edekasion

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baby_boy Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 06:44 AM 3,117 tokens, 1.66 weeks wasted

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sorry, I forgot that little fact

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

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vickyizamofo Posted on Sep 16, 2006 at 09:49 AM 5,747 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

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no problem!

i souport publik edekasion

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Sarah Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 04:37 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.



I know that's what I do !

I loose more boyfriend's that way ...

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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TheFool Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 06:01 AM 48 tokens, 2.96 days wasted

(This comment was modified on Sep 14, 2006 06:02 AM)

Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week

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OrangeJuice Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 06:25 AM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

I've read them all before. Still nice

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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konifur Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 11:33 AM 26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.

nope sorry, it does not.but plenty of skidmarks.


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

( slaps hands together )throw me some fish!


Butterflies taste with their feet.

i have a foot fetish as well.
great facts of life

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Monkey Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 01:31 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

That would mean I am one yard tall.

I'm infact, 2 yards 2 inches tall.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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minodude Posted on Sep 15, 2006 at 07:12 PM 19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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350 times your body length

if you were 1 yard, 100 times alone would be a football field

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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SoR_AWC Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 05:18 PM 7,314 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

Missing

If You May Allready Be A Winner , You Are'nt

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Arch Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 06:34 PM 2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Well, I've read these quite a few times on this site, but I like the extra comments added after.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Explodnation Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 09:02 PM 1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted

lol rolf lovin the pig thing i think the lord of the flys kids may have changed there minds about killing the pigs if they knew that (im reading the book in my english class can you blame me?)

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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