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second in my series is...... what do you find most attractive in other people wheather ( i know its spelled wrong monkey) in your friends or in your mates? I like funny athlectic people who have less conservative tastes

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Sep 12, 2006 at 08:07 PM
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whats a UO?

but i am 100% with you

and being hot helps with the mates

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View Profile for ExplodnationExplodnation
Posted on Sep 12, 2006 at 09:14 PM
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its a typo its supposed to be up

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Sep 12, 2006 at 10:37 PM
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Looks only get so far with me. I'm a snob when it comes to the opposite sex. Style without substance is a fuckin waste.

Athletic isn't the utmost, but it is important being I spend 2-3 hours per day at the gym.

Intelligence is a big key. If a woman can't hold my attention with a conversation shes not getting any further with me.

Ambition is another key player. I'm not paying someones way anymore. I did it for 9 years. A Bachelors Degree, a car, and a set of tits later and I'm sitting here with my dick in my hand.

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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Sep 13, 2006 at 12:48 AM
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Wow did you learn a painful lesson! But I think you had an outstanding job surmising the situation. You are a good person and just need to learn from it and move on. No matter how you look at it...9 years taken out of your life still sucks. Been there done that. Took another decade to find the right woman but it's worth it!

(This comment was modified on Sep 13, 2006 12:50 AM)

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View Profile for minemine
Posted on Sep 13, 2006 at 04:44 AM
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Feel free to let go of your dick, anytime!

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View Profile for killapenguinkillapenguin
Posted on Sep 12, 2006 at 11:51 PM
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I'll have to agree with monkey, particularly on ambition. A woman who has no ambition will feel little need to contribute to the relationship at all. Less ambitious women also tend to be selfish, and "high maintenance."

Tasteful, and loyal are two qualities I cherish.

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Sep 13, 2006 at 12:48 AM
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Looks are important (if they weren't, i'd date the neighbor's dog because she's really nice), but if you're snobby, be prepared to have your feelings hurt. I also refuse to be in a relationship with immature people......which is mostly why I date older women.

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View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Sep 13, 2006 at 01:18 AM
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A sense of humor is a big thing for me. Looks would be the next thing. Then that they care as much about me as I do them.

As for friends, just as long as they listen as much as they talk and don't make snippy little comments about you then say "just joking." Just say what's on your mind so I can bitch slap you without regret.

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View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Sep 13, 2006 at 02:26 AM
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in a mate: sense of humor, kind hearted, supportive, understanding, a good listener, gots to be smart, gotta have ambition, and be faithful to me. (o yea and there's got to be some attractivenss)

in a friend: faithful, trustworthy, and u have to be like me! lol!

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 13, 2006 at 09:59 AM
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i like a woman who laughs a lot. even more so, if she has big tits and they jiggle about,when she laughs

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Sep 13, 2006 at 10:07 AM
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I like nice guys. The nicer the better.
Respect for women in general is a must.
And funny.
Confidant but not cocky.
NO GAME PLAYING !!!
I want a guy to be there for me when the shit hits the fan. Because, in life, shit sometimes hits the fan.
Intelligence. Who wants to deal with someone you have to explain everything to ?!
They have to have a job.
Ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent. Ya got to have a J-O-B if ya wanna be with me.
No, I'm joking.
LOL !!
(anyone remember that song ?)
But I digress ...
The employment thing is more along the lines of just wanting a guy who's about something. You have to have an agenda. I don't want some lazy fuck that doesn't do anything with his life. That will inevitably breed resentment.
Looks are important.
I know that's shallow & awful. But, ugly guys are an embarrassment. I don't want to walk down the street with some fat slob.
LOL !!!
He doesn't have to be completely hot (although it's perfectly fine with me if he is ... lol). But, good looking is a requirment. I like to look at a cute person just as much as anyone else.


(This comment was modified on Sep 13, 2006 10:11 AM)

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 03:16 AM
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Sarah, you are not asking for much out of a guy are you ,lol.to be honest i am not sure one like that exists on this planet.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 03:21 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

to be honest i am not sure one like that exists on this planet.


A man like that exists.
His name is Jahmel & he's sleeping in our bed right now.






I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 03:29 AM
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i meant apart from Jahmel and myself,that goes without saying.but we are a breed apart.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 03:31 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 08:27 AM
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My requirements are'nt that high but to be honest looks is not that important, sense of humour, loving, honest and faithful!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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