Screwing A Light Bulb 16 comments | Posted by joe 42 months ago

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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a
light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they
wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past
SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle,
actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that
they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER
THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

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videophotog Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 10:54 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

LOL as I always say here's the wind up and here's the bit*h!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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videophotog Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 10:55 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Double post...using Internet Explorer not Mozilla.

(This comment was modified on Sep 10, 2006 10:56 PM)

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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minodude Posted on Sep 13, 2006 at 05:47 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

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well theres your problem

even though i have some "pages loading" trouble with firefox, i think its just me

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur Posted on Sep 15, 2006 at 03:17 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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i have had the same problem,also sometimes have trouble posting pics and blogs.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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alex657684 Posted on Sep 13, 2006 at 05:04 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

lol.....somebody needs to have a smoke.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Naruto Posted on Sep 13, 2006 at 09:08 PM 1,731 tokens, 5.32 days wasted

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or a pill, a chill pill

try your best fool, I'll send it back 1,000 fold!!
-Naruto Uzamaki
RuneScape player
name:neomaster911
lv:8X(see profile)
[icon]fish[/icon]

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vickyizamofo Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 03:58 AM 5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

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i agree!

i souport publik edekasion

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capttomguam Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 04:59 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

good one "Miss Betty" wants.........????????????????????????? Ah FUCK; I don't know?

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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capttomguam Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 05:45 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

Joe; you must be married! Miss BETTY says you must be divorced.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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capttomguam Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 05:45 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

Joe; you must be married! Miss BETTY says you must be divorced.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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Sarah Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 12:27 PM 11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

GOD ... that sounds like my mother.
Now, I remember why I never visit.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Lord-Bates Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 08:41 PM 3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

funny cuz its true!

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

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konifur Posted on Sep 15, 2006 at 03:22 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

pms was invented in the late 70`s so women could use it to get away with murdering there husbands.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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capttomguam Posted on Sep 15, 2006 at 06:50 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

Joe you been married for too long.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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capttomguam Posted on Sep 15, 2006 at 06:59 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

Joe; I just read the last line-------------Miss BETTY gonna kill me for laughing so hard. I am afraid to ask "What's for dinner HONEY." Notice the CAPS. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................
Capt. TOM By the way I had to vote "4" "U"

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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ressurection666 Posted on May 02, 2007 at 06:17 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

All answers are replies, but not all replies are answers.

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