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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
- Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researches also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
- Mat Lauer, Today Show, NBC

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks
(more sports quotes)

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 11:49 AM
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
- Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant




This is why beauty pagent contestants shouldn't be allowed to speak.






(This comment was modified on Sep 10, 2006 11:50 AM)

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View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 04:19 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

sarah you took the words right out of my mouth!!!!


 
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Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:28 AM
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Comment in reply to Lokireloaded's original comment

I try.

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View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 07:14 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

i bet you say that to all the boys!


 
View Profile for ExplodnationExplodnation
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 06:05 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

but of course like what if like we like need to have like some one to like do our hair???

(This comment was modified on Sep 10, 2006 06:05 PM)

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:28 AM
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Like, I know right.
Like OMG !!
Frizzy hair ? Like, gag me with a spoon & some junk.


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Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 06:10 PM
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"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President


Now we know who Bush's hero is.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 07:16 PM
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im sure we have all made a quote like that, it just wasnt written down

or we were joking

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Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:30 AM
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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks



WIFE BEATER !!!!!

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View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:54 AM
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funny!!!!!!!!!!! if i knew everything i said would be recorded and repeated i just wouldn't talk!

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Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 11:51 AM
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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks
(more sports quotes)
lol, so ur gonna make them in the same direction?

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Posted on May 02, 2007 at 06:25 AM
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