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The following is a list of recently discovered new computer viruses:

The AL GORE Virus
(Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting)

The CLINTON Virus
(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)

The BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus
(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)

The LEWINSKY virus
(Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then Emails everyone about what it did)

The RONALD REAGAN virus
(Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored)

The MIKE TYSON virus
(Quits after two bytes)

The JACK KEVORKIAN virus
(Deletes all old files)

The ELLEN DEGENERES virus
(Disks can no longer be inserted)

The PROZAC virus
(Totally screws up your RAM,
but your processor doesn't care)

The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus
(Only attacks minor files)

The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus
(Terminates some files and leaves,
but will be back)

The LORENA BOBBITT virus
(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows)

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 11:54 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

The LORENA BOBBITT virus
(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows)

Now, that's not right.

ahem ...

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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alex657684
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 06:02 PM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

i thought it was the funniest one though......

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:22 AM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Me too !!!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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Lokireloaded
Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 07:08 AM
1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

i bet you say that to all the boys!

lol

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minodude
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 07:17 PM
19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

that is what she did...

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:23 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

I know.
I was being sarcastic.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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Lokireloaded
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 04:16 PM
1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

good one sarah
nothing like good computer houmor.

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:23 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Lokireloaded's original comment

No problem.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 07:05 PM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus(Terminates some files and leaves,but will be back)

I like that one!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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minodude
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 07:18 PM
19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

the UGOTO virus (turns your computer into a big joke that never works again)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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