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15 comments | Posted by Sarah 30 months ago		From Nyc ?
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

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View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 07:45 PM
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i dont get it!

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View Profile for stutterflystutterfly
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 07:51 PM
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Comment in reply to Lokireloaded's original comment

he switched cocks for his chicken and she changed cocks too

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 08:56 PM
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i know i told myself and everyone i wouldnt do it..
but its so hard....

sarah this joke was previously posted nay 3 days ago

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room
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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 11:27 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

it was? wow....the last one i remember was from 3 or 4 weeks ago.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 11:42 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

http://www.ugoto.com/jokes/43889.html

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room
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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:07 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

I noticed that too. Usually this is due to a member not being on for a while even just for a couple of days, and I think Sarah was off the last couple of days.

Before the site changed, Joe and Katt said a lot of rejections were caused by reposts, so it should be no surprise to see reposts now and so quickly.

Ok, if it was posted within a week and reposted I feel we should have a duty to our fellow ugoto members to say repost. Since it's less than a week we should be able to find the original link quickly and show the link. It will save us all a lot of time and hopefully reduce it.

Sarah is pretty much on the ball so I too was surprised, but I remember Joe or Katt mentioning that we are well over 30,000 posts about a month or two ago so repost are inevitable.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.
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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:41 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

sarah this joke was previously posted nay 3 days ago


Sam, I obviously I didn't know that.

REPOST NAZI !!!



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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:43 AM
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JAJAJAJA!!!!! No soup for him!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.
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View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:51 AM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

jajajajaja! lol!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:55 AM
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Great soup nazi reference !!!

I went there once, back when I was a messenger.
That guy was a total dick !!
He closed down. He blamed it on Seinfeld & 9/11.
What a puss.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
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View Profile for Phoenix_84Phoenix_84
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:49 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

you copy cat.

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Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?
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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Sep 12, 2006 at 12:36 AM
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Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

Meow !

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul
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View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 07:07 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

I bet you say that to all the boys!

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View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 12:50 AM
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lmao! funny shit!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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View Profile for ressurection666ressurection666
Posted on May 02, 2007 at 06:27 AM
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All answers are replies, but not all replies are answers.

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