Bathtub Test 5 comments | Posted by aph21 31 months ago

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The Bathtub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

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vickyizamofo Posted on Sep 07, 2006 at 05:37 PM 5,747 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

i need a room too

i souport publik edekasion

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WileyWeasel Posted on Sep 08, 2006 at 02:00 AM 12,900 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

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Maybe we can get a discount if we check in together and get a suite of rooms...

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they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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looney-bin Posted on Sep 07, 2006 at 06:02 PM 409 tokens, 1.3 days wasted

I posted this joke up a while ago.

your shit stinks just as much as mine.

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minodude Posted on Sep 07, 2006 at 08:17 PM 19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

it works better if you see the tub, cause then you assess and see the plug

Just Kidding!!

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konifur Posted on Sep 08, 2006 at 10:11 AM 26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

oh boy lock me up and throw away the key,i would have used the bucket as well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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