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After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
> >obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but
I'm
>a
> >little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be
>mine."
> > "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both
have
> >black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to
the
>gene
> >pool."
> > "It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our
families on
> >both sides had jet-black hair for generations."
> > "Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you
have
> >sex?"
> > The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for
the
>past
> >year. We only made love once or twice every few months."
> > "Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently.
> > "It's rust."
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who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
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