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Take a famous quote, saying, or slogan and substitute any word with "underpants."

"Give me underpants or give me death."

"May the underpants be with you."

"Underpants - It's what's for dinner."

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Katt
Posted on Sep 03, 2004 at 11:42 PM
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Swing low, sweet underpants...

I enjoy bacon.

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 12:26 AM
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.....Would underpants by any other name, not smell just as sweet?

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Basic
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 01:34 AM
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You can do anything, just stay offa my underpants.

http://www.christmaslightfinder.com

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stinky
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 02:45 AM
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Comment in reply to Basic's original comment

The best part of waking up, is underpants in your cup.

Half of 99 is 9

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 07:19 PM
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Comment in reply to Basic's original comment

can't we all just get underpants?

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joe
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 02:46 AM
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I love what you do for me! Underpants!

Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more,
yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

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Basic
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 02:49 AM
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At Avis, we try underpants.

http://www.christmaslightfinder.com

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zeroSignal
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 03:59 AM
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Veni Vidi Underpants.

Rome wasn't built in underpants.

Power to the Underpants!

[ nerdcore ]
1010011010

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 11:03 AM
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Comment in reply to zeroSignal's original comment

LMFAO

How about Carpe Underpants?

Latin rules.

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 08:20 AM
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When using a toll free number from underpants a 65 cent per call surcharge will apply.

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It's called 'rain'." - Michael McClary

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Majmun
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 08:28 AM
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Underpants before dishonour !!!

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 09:00 AM
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Discover the worlds within 'underpants'

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It's called 'rain'." - Michael McClary

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 09:05 AM
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Fordham
New York City's Underpants University

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It's called 'rain'." - Michael McClary

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zeroSignal
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 09:15 AM
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Beam me up Underpants!

[ nerdcore ]
1010011010

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Katt
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 12:45 PM
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Comment in reply to zeroSignal's original comment

Captain! I cannae give ye more underpants!

I enjoy bacon.

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zeroSignal
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 12:49 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

I can't do it Underpants, I just can't do it!

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1010011010

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Katt
Posted on Sep 05, 2004 at 01:26 AM
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Comment in reply to zeroSignal's original comment

Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not underpants!

I enjoy bacon.

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Majmun
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 02:16 PM
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There can be only Underpants

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 02:45 PM
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underpants to vote!

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It's called 'rain'." - Michael McClary

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zeroSignal
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 02:47 PM
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Comment in reply to MeiMira's original comment

Rock the Underpants!

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1010011010

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 03:18 PM
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Comment in reply to zeroSignal's original comment

The United Underpants of America!

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Luna
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 03:18 PM
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Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your underpants.

I just saved a whole lot of money by switching to underpants.

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Katt
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 03:55 PM
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I just saved a whole lot of money by switching to underpants.

LMAO!

It's about time...

I enjoy bacon.

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Luna
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 05:04 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

lol ok here are a few others

Reach Out and Touch Underpants.

Come Fly The Friendly Underpants.

I am stuck on Band-Aid cause Band-Aid's stuck on underpants.

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Underpants.

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 03:22 PM
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tastes so great you forget it's underpants

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It's called 'rain'." - Michael McClary

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Katt
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 03:47 PM
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Comment in reply to MeiMira's original comment

You got your peanut butter in my underpants!

You got your underpants in my chocolate!

I enjoy bacon.

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stinky
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 04:18 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

Better ingredients. Better underpants.

Half of 99 is 9

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 04:20 PM
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Comment in reply to stinky's original comment

Extra Crunchy Underpants

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 04:21 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

You've tried the rest now try the best underpants

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It's called 'rain'." - Michael McClary

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 04:24 PM
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Four score and twenty underpants ago.......

The underpants are not the issue here dude!

He hates those underpants!! STAY AWAY FROM THE UNDERPANTS!!!

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stinky
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 04:28 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Yo quiero underpants

Half of 99 is 9

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Majmun
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 06:36 PM
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Do you, Underpants, take this man.....

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Majmun
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 06:45 PM
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There are three rules about Underpants.
First Rule: You do not talk about Underpants.
Second Rule: You DO NOT talk about Underpants:
Third Rule: YOU. DO. NOT. TALK. ABOUT. UNDERPANTS.

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Majmun
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 08:09 PM
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"Peace in our Underpants"

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Majmun
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 08:16 PM
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Dalls Cowboys 0 - 32 Underpants

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Katt
Posted on Sep 04, 2004 at 08:22 PM
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Comment in reply to Majmun's original comment

Underpants are a terrible thing to waste.

I enjoy bacon.

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 06, 2004 at 12:00 PM
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Comment in reply to Majmun's original comment

Fly the friendly underpants

Soft Baked Underpants

Kills 99.9% of germs in underpants

Ultra Sweatproof Waterproof Underpants

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zeroSignal
Posted on Sep 05, 2004 at 03:06 AM
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You want the underpants? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE UNDERPANTS!!

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1010011010

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 06, 2004 at 09:49 AM
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/cuban accent
OH UNDERPANTS! I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooME !!!

And it burned burned burned...that ring of underpants....that ring of underpants.

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 06, 2004 at 09:55 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

LMAO

...It's the King of Underpants

Less underpants tastes great!

take heed to the lyrical underpants

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It's called 'rain'." - Michael McClary

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jaggah
Posted on Sep 15, 2004 at 06:49 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

ROFL, Johnny "Monkey" Cash.
The taste of love is sweet
when underpants like our's meet...

I won't give another soul... to you
I won't give another life... to you
I won't give another thought... to you
I won't give any more of my hope... to you

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stinky
Posted on Sep 06, 2004 at 12:27 PM
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Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief underpants is.

The incredible, edible underpants.

Underpants plump when you cook 'em.

The night-time sniffling, sneezing, coughing,
aching, stuffy head, fever, so-you-can-rest
underpants.

Half of 99 is 9

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Meredith
Posted on Sep 06, 2004 at 12:52 PM
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And here was I thinking in this journal Katt would be showing hers.

Don't go to bed early to save candles if the result is underpants.

Will you ever melt?
Flying so close to the sun
Now you know how I felt

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Katt
Posted on Sep 06, 2004 at 01:35 PM
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Not wearing any:

I enjoy bacon.

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 06, 2004 at 01:27 PM
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This is your brain.............
This is your brain on underpants.

Any questions?

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm underpants: no time to talk.
Music loud and underpants warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right - it's O.K. -
And you may look at underpants.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're underpants, underpants.
Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin'
and we're underpants, underpants.
Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, underpants.

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 06, 2004 at 01:34 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

ROFLMAO!!

gat dammit! I will *soooooo* get you for this!

'AH AH AH AH STAYYYING Aliveeeeeeeee!'

*me bashes head*

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It's called 'rain'." - Michael McClary

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 06, 2004 at 06:54 PM
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Comment in reply to MeiMira's original comment

LOL!

TrimSpa BABY!!! Be underpants.

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MeiMira
Posted on Sep 06, 2004 at 06:56 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Check your underpants. Make payments. Contact Us.

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It's called 'rain'." - Michael McClary

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Majmun
Posted on Sep 07, 2004 at 01:21 AM
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"When kids think Puccini is a kind of mushroom, clearly there isn't enough Underpants in our schools".

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Katt
Posted on Sep 07, 2004 at 01:24 AM
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Say hello to my leeetle underpants.

I enjoy bacon.

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Majmun
Posted on Sep 07, 2004 at 01:43 AM
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Baddda-Baddda-Baddda-Badd da !!!

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Pardus
Posted on Sep 07, 2004 at 02:45 AM
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It that underpants in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui. Vah! Denuone Latine
loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.

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jaggah
Posted on Sep 15, 2004 at 04:51 AM
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Luke, I am your underpants!

I won't give another soul... to you
I won't give another life... to you
I won't give another thought... to you
I won't give any more of my hope... to you

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jaggah
Posted on Sep 15, 2004 at 04:54 AM
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A long time ago in underpants far, far away...

I won't give another soul... to you
I won't give another life... to you
I won't give another thought... to you
I won't give any more of my hope... to you

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mcnallyex78
Posted on Sep 16, 2004 at 05:13 PM
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SHOW ME THE UNDERPANTS!

Frankly my dear... i don't give underpants

Money is better than underpants, if only for financial reasons.

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own underpants.

Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, really really hurts.
Friedrich Nietzsche, The Twilight of the Idols (1899)

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Sarah
Posted on Feb 22, 2005 at 02:56 PM
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Soilent Green is UNDERPANTS !!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on May 07, 2005 at 12:16 PM
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"Logo my underpants"

hey

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rasec1736
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 02:54 AM
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"underpants happend"

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 09:14 PM
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always underpants

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 09:17 PM
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taste the possibilities....join the underpants.

(This comment was modified on May 08, 2006 09:29 PM)

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 09:22 PM
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lace bakini $23
t-backs $18
thongs $28
For everything else theres underpants

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 09:23 PM
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who stole my underpants?

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 09:23 PM
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who stole my underpants?

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 09:25 PM
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be a peper drink underpants.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 09:25 PM
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underpants come to those who wait.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 09:33 PM
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for everthing else theres underpants.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 01:10 PM
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Houston,we have underpants.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyoneâ€¦â€¦..but
theyâ€™ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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