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The Story ,the Question, The Answer.
9 comments | Posted by konifur 31 months ago

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THE STORY....
At her mother`s funeral,a woman met this guy and fell instantly in love.but she never got his name,phone number or knew anything about him.a few days later the woman killed her sister.
NOW THE QUESTION....
Why did she kill her sister?
( scroll down for answer )

THE ANSWER....
This woman killed her sister....because she was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral.

IF YOU GOT THE ANSWER STRAIGHT AWAY YOU ARE EITHER,
A... you think like a psychopath,
OR
B... you have read the novel, Mary,Mary by James Patterson.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 01:18 PM
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Your watching way too much Jerry Springer

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konifur
Posted on Sep 06, 2006 at 10:05 AM
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JERRY WHO........................

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Sep 06, 2006 at 10:17 AM
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http://www.jerryspringer.com/

or a local version near you.

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 03:41 PM
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I said neither. Sadly, I had a busy weekend I haven't fully recovered from, so insert a whacky retort here.

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Katt
Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 03:43 PM
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Same here.

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minodude
Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 06:56 PM
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i got it right

just cause i saw this joke elsewhere

Just Kidding!!

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alex657684
Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 10:21 PM
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or, option #3, it's a repost.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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kirby
Posted on Sep 06, 2006 at 05:03 AM
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neither for me and i didnt see the repost. so what does that make me?

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