Too Old, Get Paid 4 comments | Posted by joe 31 months ago

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An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have
a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them
the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, show's her
the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull
down your pants, and see if you can get disability!"

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konifur Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 09:27 AM 26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

im gonna try that and see if i can get disability.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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alex657684 Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 01:21 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

lol....and just how old is too old to have a birth certificate?

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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videophotog Posted on Sep 07, 2006 at 01:04 PM 17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

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I don't know mine's about to expire though!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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devilborder Posted on Sep 07, 2006 at 01:05 PM 403 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

thats nasty old man bits i think im gonna be sick

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

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