Forgetful Pilot 7 comments | Posted by AunTime 31 months ago

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After an airliner encounters a particularly rough patch of turbulence, the captain comes on the intercom to reassure the passengers that everything is okay and that the flight should be smooth the rest of the way.

He forgets to turn off the intercom, however, and everyone in the passenger cabin hears his subsequent comment to the co-pilot: "Boy, I sure could use a blow job and a cup of coffee right about now!" As a flight attendant frantically rushes up the aisle towards the cockpit to warn the captain that his microphone is open, a waggish passenger calls out after her, "Don't forget the coffee!"

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Lord-Bates Posted on Sep 02, 2006 at 08:11 PM 3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

that was funny!

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Lokireloaded Posted on Sep 02, 2006 at 09:29 PM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

good one.
thats a new one to me!

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konifur Posted on Sep 03, 2006 at 07:21 AM 26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

if he wants his coffee black he will end up having it white.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Ando Posted on Sep 03, 2006 at 08:49 AM 638 tokens, 1.92 weeks wasted

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Eww, too much cream!

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Gatorbait Posted on Sep 03, 2006 at 11:16 AM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Good one! I've heard similar, but this is good

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

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Naruto Posted on Sep 03, 2006 at 12:47 PM 1,731 tokens, 5.32 days wasted

lol that was unexpected!

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alex657684 Posted on Sep 03, 2006 at 02:36 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

lol.....why can't i have women rushing over to do that for me?

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