Men Are Useless 6 comments | Posted by joe 46 months ago

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Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?

He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple
Two calves that will never become cows
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything
Twenty nails that won't hold a board
A chest that won't hold linen
Two boobs that won't give milk
Two buns that won't feed anyone
A belly button that won't button
Two balls that won't roll
An ass that won't pull a plow
An organ that won't play music
A cock that won't crow

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videophotog Posted on Aug 31, 2006 at 11:19 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Half on the list are on women too!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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HughJorgan Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 07:55 AM 1,251 tokens, 4.94 days wasted

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Was thinking the same thing. Not to mention I don't have boobs! Believe me, it's something I've often wished for.

How many animals does a women pack in her pantyhose?


14!

two calves, ten little piggies, one pussy and a dead fish which noboby seems able to find.

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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konifur Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 09:12 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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I wonder what the ocean smelt of, before women started swimming in it.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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OrangeJuice Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 08:19 AM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

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Totally agree. Was think the same when I read it.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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capttomguam Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 06:47 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

Q? What's better than roses on a piano?
A? With tulips on my organ I can play a
symphoney!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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OrangeJuice Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 08:21 AM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Men aren't useless.
Just they cant think properly sometimes...

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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