Tricky Lawyer 4 comments | Posted by joe 31 months ago

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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a
neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensed
at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, "Hey,
if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable
for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much
was the roast?" "$7.98." A few days later the butcher received a
check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read:
"Legal Consultation Service: $150."

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videophotog Posted on Aug 26, 2006 at 01:57 AM 17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

So true! Damn lawyers!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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alex657684 Posted on Aug 26, 2006 at 01:29 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

lol....well the butcher started it.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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stutterfly Posted on Aug 28, 2006 at 08:18 PM 628 tokens, 1.5 days wasted

i don't have anything funny/rude to say...

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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bang bang

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txqtee03 Posted on Aug 29, 2006 at 11:32 AM 170 tokens, 1.22 days wasted

LAWYERS ARE

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

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