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This Weeks Assignment
28 comments | Posted by Monkey 47 months ago

Attention All Science Teachers!!!!!

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Since last weeks assignment wasn't exactly completed by everyone, I'm assigning another weekend of homework.

Here is your assignment:

Write a Haiku about one of the following:

A. Something you enjoy.
B. Something you don't enjoy.
C. Something you like.
D. Something you don't like.
E. Your favorite food.
F. Your least favorite food.
G. Someone you like.
H. Someone you don't like.
I. The Grandfather Paradox.
J. The Red Sox.
K. Your favorite mixed drink.
L. Your next door neighbor.
M. Your pet.
N. Your neighbors pet.
O. Your neighbors daughter.
P. Your neighbors daughters best friend.
Q. Your favorite car
R. Your least favorite car.
S. Yourself.
T. Not yourself.
U. Someone else.
V. What ever you want.
W.
X.
Y.
Z.

Here I'll start.

Girl with a hot ass
Sweaty walking through the gym
I love chloroform

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girl
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 06:10 PM
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since im bored i'll do it.

A. Something you enjoy = sex
B. Something you don't enjoy = when hes first
C. Something you like = shopping
D. Something you don't like = umm spiders
E. Your favorite food = indian
F. Your least favorite food = tuna
G. Someone you like = monkey
H. Someone you don't like = noone
I. The Grandfather Paradox = ??
J. The Red Sox = with my shoes
K. Your favorite mixed drink = anything
L. Your next door neighbor = is a slag
M. Your pet = is a rat (kash)
N. Your neighbors pet = is a staff
O. Your neighbors daughter = is a brat
P. Your neighbors daughters best friend = stinks
Q. Your favorite car = my fiat bravo
R. Your least favorite car = rust buckets
S. Yourself = in love with monkey (lol)
T. Not yourself = my shadow
U. Someone else = my daughter
V. What ever you want = a long session of love making

live for today regret it tomorrow!

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 06:24 PM
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Comment in reply to girl's original comment

LOL.

That wasn't a Haiku, but I'll give you an A for effort.

A Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry consisting of 3 lines. First line is 5 syllables, the second line is 7 syllables, and the 3rd line is 5 syllables. The first and second lines should be related, and the 3rd should tie the other 2 together, not just extend them.

(This comment was modified on Aug 24, 2006 06:24 PM)

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girl
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 07:12 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

as you can tell i dont know what im doing, im too tired.

live for today regret it tomorrow!

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Katt
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 06:49 PM
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L. Your next door neighbor.

Oh, sweet Fernando
Would you do me a favor?
Go put on some pants

I enjoy bacon.

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Katt
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 06:51 PM
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M. Your pet.

More poops on the floor
Cat got the saying all wrong
"Stink" outside the box

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 07:01 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

I can't not laugh at that. I'm trying hard, but I can't not do it.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Katt
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 07:03 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

So... you're giving out homework now. Are you one of those pervy teachers who messes around with underage* students? I sure hope so.

*over age

I enjoy bacon.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 07:05 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

A student is a student. I prefer to group them into catagories other than underage and overage, but rather willing, and expelled.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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girl
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 07:14 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

what catagory am i in????

live for today regret it tomorrow!

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 12:47 AM
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Comment in reply to girl's original comment

I have a feeling you're going to have to get detention for not completing your assignment. See me after class.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 03:29 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

can i video the punishment... please,please please.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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girl
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 04:03 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

ive never been so excited to get detention in my life...

live for today regret it tomorrow!

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Explodnation
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 10:07 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

ohh lah lah im one of those underage students

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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minodude
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 08:13 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

A. Something you enjoy.

I really like to
I enjoy it very much
you should do it too

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 08:08 AM
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Please, I have enough assignments this weekend. Show some mercy...

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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LiLChum
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 10:09 AM
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M. your pet

Why is it Nutmeg
That there is pooh on the floor?
My work is endless

Katt, I loved the one about your neighbour!!!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...

...but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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Katt
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 05:46 PM
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Comment in reply to LiLChum's original comment

Fernando is nuts
He has skin like a lizard
His shorts are too short

I enjoy bacon.

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Arch
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 02:13 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Getting very drunk,
Swimming naked in a pool,
Neighbors will be pissed.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 04:20 PM
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Comment in reply to Arch's original comment

So, you're swimming naked and drunk in your neighbors pool?

Wish I had some neighbors.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Arch
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 07:05 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

I've done it once before, but they weren't my neighbors. I was over at a friend's house after we went bar hopping. Then we saw the pool.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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hunnybunny
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 03:16 PM
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i really love cats
fluffy and purry and nice
bright eyes sharp teeth mmm

oh well i am so crap at this lol

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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Katt
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 05:44 PM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

Hey hunnybunny
Your haiku is pretty good
meow meow, girl, meow meow!

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Aug 26, 2006 at 10:40 AM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

Thank you so much katt
I like yours very much too
this is great ha ha

lol oh well

(This comment was modified on Aug 27, 2006 09:59 AM)

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 26, 2006 at 06:10 PM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

Just put another "ha" in there and you'll be fine.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Aug 27, 2006 at 10:00 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

thanks for the advise lol i found this quite hard to do lol

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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Jaziel
Posted on Aug 28, 2006 at 03:24 AM
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O. Your Neighbours Daughter

Sweetly making love
Holy shit she's waking up
Need more chloroform

I wish my grass was an Emo, because then it would cut itself.

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Aug 28, 2006 at 11:14 AM
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Comment in reply to Jaziel's original comment

thanks, i just fell out of my chair.

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Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

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on your right hand?

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 28, 2006 at 12:38 PM
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Comment in reply to Jaziel's original comment

You win.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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