The Three Little Pigs 3 comments | Posted by MRB 31 months ago

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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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ramrock Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 06:52 PM 6,101 tokens, 1.46 months wasted

whooooooooooooo-hoooooooo

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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Lokireloaded Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 07:00 PM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

good one
i didnt see it comming!

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videophotog Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 11:56 PM 17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

I'm sure a phone call to the parents were in order!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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