3 Bad Mice 7 comments | Posted by MRB 31 months ago

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Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."

The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat."

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Lokireloaded Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 07:30 PM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

lol, but that still is technically sick.

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turdman Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 09:59 PM 374 tokens, 3.91 days wasted

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yea thats a lil wrong

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

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alex657684 Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 10:02 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

somebody made the cat his bitch.

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Sarah Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 10:10 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

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I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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Lord-Bates Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 11:00 PM 3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

that is funny and they got told

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world" Crystal

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minodude Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 11:32 PM 19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

This joke doesnt work, becuase cat pheromones do not attract mice, and because a mouse's sperm will not fertilized a cat's egg, making them two different species

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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konifur Posted on Aug 23, 2006 at 03:57 AM 26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

let me tell you the best way to catch a mouse.
put a razor blade on a bit of wood with a bit of cheese on the otherside of it, outside the mouse-hole.the mouse will lean over carefully and eat it.
next day do not put any cheese out . the mouse will pop out look over the razor blade look left and right a few times saying, "what no fucking cheese today."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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