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Subject: wrestler
A RUSSIAN AND A REDNECK WRESTLER WERE SET TO SQUARE OFF FOR THE
OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL. BEFORE THE FINAL MATCH, THE REDNECK
WRESTLER'S
TRAINER CAME TO HIM AND SAID, "NOW, DON'T FORGET ALL THE
RESEARCH
WE'VE DONE ON THIS RUSSIAN. HE'S NEVER LOST A MATCH BECAUSE OF
THIS
'PRETZEL' HOLD HE HAS. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LET HIM GET YOU IN
THAT HOLD!
IF HE DOES, YOU'RE FINISHED"; THE REDNECK NODDED IN
ACKNOWLEDGMENT.
AS THE MATCH STARTED, THE REDNECK AND THE RUSSIAN CIRCLED EACH
OTHER SEVERAL TIMES, LOOKING FOR AN OPENING.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE RUSSIAN LUNGED FORWARD, GRABBING THE REDNECK
AND WRAPPING HIM UP IN THE DREADED PRETZEL HOLD. A SIGH OF
DISAPPOINTMENT
AROSE FROM THE CROWD AND THE TRAINER BURIED HIS FACE IN HIS
HANDS,
FOR HE KNEW ALL WAS LOST. HE COULDN'T WATCH THE INEVITABLE
HAPPEN.
SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A SCREAM, THEN A CHEER FROM THE CROWD AND THE
TRAINER RAISED HIS EYES JUST IN TIME TO WATCH THE RUSSIAN GO
FLYING
UP IN THE AIR. HIS BACK HIT THE MAT WITH A THUD AND THE REDNECK
COLLAPSED ON TOP OF HIM MAKING THE PIN AND WINNING THE MATCH.
THE TRAINER WAS ASTOUNDED. WHEN HE FINALLY GOT HIS WRESTLER
ALONE,
HE ASKED, "HOW DID YOU EVER GET OUT OF THAT HOLD?
NO ONE HAS EVER DONE IT BEFORE!"
THE WRESTLER ANSWERED "WELL, I WAS READY TO GIVE UP
WHEN HE GOT ME IN THAT HOLD BUT AT THE LAST MOMENT,
I OPENED MY EYES AND SAW THIS PAIR OF TESTICLES RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
I HAD NOTHING TO LOSE
SO WITH MY LAST OUNCE OF STRENGTH I STRETCHED OUT MY NECK AND BIT
THOSE BABIES JUST AS HARD AS I COULD."
SO THE TRAINER EXCLAIMED, "THAT'S WHAT FINISHED HIM OFF!"
"NOT REALLY. YOU'D BE AMAZED HOW STRONG YOU GET WHEN YOU BITE
YOUR OWN NUTS."
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