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How Smart Are You?
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20 Correct - Genius
17 Correct - Above Normal
15 Correct - Normal
8 Correct - Nincompoop
6 Correct - Moron
3 Correct - Idiot
QUESTIONS
1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister,
but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Why?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number
of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern
exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What
are the coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there
was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which
one would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half
hour. How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the President's name in 1950?
****************** Answers ****************
1. Yes
2. One
3. All of them (12)
4. The beggar is her sister.
5. He can't be buried if he isn't dead.
6. 6
7. No - because he is dead.
8. They aren't playing each other.
9. 70
10. White. The house is at the North Pole so it is a polar bear.
11. 2
12. 50 cent piece and a nickel. (The other one is a nickel)
13. The match.
14. Half way. Then he is running out of the woods.
15. 1 Hour
16. 9
17. None - Noah took them on the ark.
18. Meat
19. 12
20. Same as it is now.

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hotbutpsycho
Posted on Aug 20, 2006 at 10:46 AM
789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted

i got six right that means im a moron

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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turdman
Posted on Aug 20, 2006 at 05:51 PM
374 tokens, 3.91 days wasted

Comment in reply to hotbutpsycho's original comment

well dont feel bad i got 3 right i mean i had reasonabe awnsers but nooooo i was off and i got 3 3!!!!!! hell i am an idiot i accept that

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

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Gatorbait
Posted on Aug 20, 2006 at 01:56 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

These are good ones, I did well, too, but I wont brag

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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Lokireloaded
Posted on Aug 20, 2006 at 02:00 PM
1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

i got 19, the last one is pretty gay!

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alex657684
Posted on Aug 20, 2006 at 02:33 PM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

i got 19 also......the last one was kind of stupid........as written, the answer would be Truman. It needs to be rewritten something like "What did they call the president in 1950?" or something like that.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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winglesangel
Posted on Aug 20, 2006 at 02:58 PM
946 tokens, 4.65 days wasted

i got 17 right :\ ehh what ever.

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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minodude
Posted on Aug 21, 2006 at 02:05 AM
19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

i got 20 right, but i read the answers first

i only got like 15 right normal

but im still in school

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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MRB
Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 12:19 PM
1,252 tokens, 2.18 days wasted

19 that last question sucked thats just unfair and pure stupidity

this user does not have a signature

i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on

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