Asking The Right Question? - uGoto.com
Funny Crazy Videos! Register for a free account or login!
Viral Videos  
 
Featured Funny Videos & Pictures 340 users online | Member Feed | Comments
Submitted Funny Videos Submitted Funny Pictures Submitted Blogs
Asking The Right Question?
4 comments | Posted by junsanchez41 31 months ago
Ashely Simpson
Previous
If Men Wrote Advice Columns
Next

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?"

The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke?"

To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."

Moral of the story is... the reply you get depends on the question you ask.

For exa mple, if you want a vacation when still working on a project don't ask for the holiday; ask: "Can I keep working on this project while I'm on vacation

Recently Posted Web Blogs
I Just Had A Ponder netherdale
Blind Skydiving Heywood
Konifurs Angry Rant konifur
Thursday Groaners sweetbirdy3
A Hole Behind ( Joke ) Bamber

Community Comments  Post Comment

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Aug 19, 2006 at 04:44 PM
17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted
Exactly what I keep trying to teach my kids, it's not what you say but how you say it!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Aug 19, 2006 at 07:53 PM
1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted
good one, and a lesson learned
the easy way mind you!


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 20, 2006 at 04:25 AM
26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted
so if i say to my wife.....

" may i break-wind whilst we are making love."
or
"when we make love can i break-wind."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Aug 21, 2006 at 02:30 AM
19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

well, she hates either one

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Post a Comment


Attach Image:

  View more emoticons | Bold Text | Italic | Underline

 
Free Video Hosting

Did You Know? The albatross can sleep while in flight - view more

Check Em Out!
More Cool Sites

7 members liked it!

Media Tags

Right Place, Right Time 58
Right Place, Right...

Does Your Girlfriend Do This At Parties?
Does Your Girlfrie...


Click Here
Click Here

Komodo Dragon Eats Live Deer
Komodo Dragon Eats...


Best of Web



DMCA Policy / Removal | Copyright | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | RSS Feeds | Advertising | Contact Us

© 2006 uGoto LLC - All Rights Reserved