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35 comments | Posted by Monkey 31 months ago
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I'm sitting here, petting my loyal chocolate lab, when I got to thinking about what makes me who I am, and what makes other who they are.

Your assignment for this weekend is to provide me before monday with a short essay, 100 words or so, about what inspires you, what inspires you to be, do, act, etc. in your everyday life.

Hell, if its 3 words I don't give a shit. I'll be too busy drinking beer this weekend to even use a computer.


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View Profile for hotbutpsychohotbutpsycho
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 11:28 PM
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ewwwww corona that stuff tastes like piss

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

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Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 11:41 PM
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OMFG.......Madi that is so true........

PLAY WITH FIRE YOUR GONNA GET BURNT!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 11:43 PM
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so you know what piss tastes like to

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

 
View Profile for JazielJaziel
Posted on Aug 28, 2006 at 07:49 AM
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Yeah... It tastes like Corona.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 11:49 PM
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corona is good, its crappy american stuff that tastes like piss

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 05:50 PM
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I don't think Corona is certified Kosher you nebbish

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 07:56 PM
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im only kosher inside the house

and thats better than most of my jewish friends, even the poeple at my synogauge, most arent kosher

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 01:09 PM
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madonna must like it as she drinks her own piss every morning.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for teknineteknine
Posted on Aug 20, 2006 at 09:11 PM
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Coming from a certified hispanic alcoholic, yeah Corona taste like liquid ass! can't make it past the first 8oz...i literally start dry heaving and gagging...no buenos..

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

 
View Profile for hotbutpsychohotbutpsycho
Posted on Aug 20, 2006 at 09:14 PM
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much rather perfer some good ole jim beam or jack daniels or wild turkey or hell some bud light

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
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Because those men already have boyfriends.

 
View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 11:41 PM
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the fact that life is short and i can die any day inspires me to do what i do. and btw corona is good with some lime.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.


 
View Profile for Phoenix_84Phoenix_84
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 09:57 AM
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Corona tastes horrible, it's way to pale. i much prefer New Castle, Guiness, or St Paulie Girl.

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

 
View Profile for ChaggaChagga
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 11:48 AM
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And SALT!!!

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 11:56 PM
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Sam
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Mr. Monkey
Inspiration
The thing that inspires me most is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is my inspiration because of everything he has done, and he has done everything. To even attempt to be 1% of Chuck Norris is something no man has done. Chuck Norris has overcome many different hurdles in his life, which he met with a swift round house kick. Chuck Norris is now known as a world wide celebrity, and he has done many great things to this world. If everyone attempted to be part of the person that chuck norris is, this world would be a much better place.

and thats exactly 100 words!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 11:45 AM
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Good Job. I'd like to meet this "Chuck Norris" guy. Sounds like a real solid individual.


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 01:11 PM
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it is " SIR MONKEY " not mr monkey. please show some

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for JazielJaziel
Posted on Aug 28, 2006 at 07:52 AM
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Also I heard he is sueing the makers of Law & Order for copyright infringement because they are the names of his left and right fists.

I wish my grass was an Emo, because then it would cut itself.

 
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Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 04:27 AM
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what is your chocolate lab called?

live for today regret it tomorrow!

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 11:47 AM
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Her name is Lily. Here she is with a mop on her head.


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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

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View Profile for girlgirl
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 04:40 PM
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dare i ask why your dog has a mop on her head?

she is gorgeous, and has a lovely name!

live for today regret it tomorrow!

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 05:54 PM
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I was working late, got bored, and had a clean mop head that I was about to change out on the mop handle. Figured it would make for a lovely picture.

She is the most awesome dog ever. 65 lbs of face licking machine. I get woken up by her standing over me, about 3 inches from my face, groaning. Then she'll lick my face. Then groan. Then let out a little "woof". She knows when its 6:30 am....she gets up at the same time every morning.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
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Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 05:57 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

that is soo sweet!

live for today regret it tomorrow!

 
View Profile for HomefriesHomefries
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 05:19 AM
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The sky is blue
The tree is green
Someone is hungry, give them food
Someone is thirsty, give them a drink

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

 
View Profile for Phoenix_84Phoenix_84
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 10:02 AM
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When i was 11 years old, my parent got divorced and it was all the sudden my job to teach my brothers to be men and protect my sisters, since i'm the oldest boy. I had to learn it for myself and then pass it on immediatley to them. My Desire to protect my siblings and teach my brothers to be men is what drives me.

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 10:38 AM
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well for me it's just learning how the outside owrld works. i had a long delay between high school and now, so there's some kind of sick masochistic pleasure in learning the real world.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 01:41 PM
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Don't sell yourself short, you will find that things you learned in the military will have given you short cuts to learning how the outside world works. Something you can't put a price on.

For starters, your comments on Ugoto show that you are years ahead of your actual age.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 02:17 PM
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thank you. i think i owe that to my father though.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for girlgirl
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 07:26 PM
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how old are you?

live for today regret it tomorrow!

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 09:57 PM
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25

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 09:05 PM
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Hey, I agree... You got the right stuff!!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 07:23 PM
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I am inspired by Monkey's blogs.

And Slim Jims.

And Slurpees.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 09:08 PM
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You forgot the Moon Pies

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 19, 2006 at 03:13 PM
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I ate a moon pie once. It was like trying to eat a small tire.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Aug 21, 2006 at 04:24 PM
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Aww crap, I knew I had something due today. Err ok, what inspires me. Just being around other human beings inspires me to keep on truckin' because if they can do it so can I.
What makes me get out of bed in the morning...
Hawaiian Punch and Pop-Tarts.
What keeps me out of bed...
Cold pizza, ramen noodles, Mountain Dew, and Ugoto.
Oh and sitting out on the balcony doing absolutely nothing.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for MRBMRB
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 04:45 AM
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i dont really know never really thought about it i guess it music that inspires me

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i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on


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