OMFG.......Madi that is so true........

so you know what piss tastes like to

Yeah... It tastes like Corona.

corona is good, its crappy american stuff that tastes like piss

I don't think Corona is certified Kosher you nebbish

im only kosher inside the house

and thats better than most of my jewish friends, even the poeple at my synogauge, most arent kosher

madonna must like it as she drinks her own piss every morning.

Coming from a certified hispanic alcoholic, yeah Corona taste like liquid ass! can't make it past the first 8oz...i literally start dry heaving and gagging...no buenos..

much rather perfer some good ole jim beam or jack daniels or wild turkey or hell some bud light

Corona tastes horrible, it's way to pale. i much prefer New Castle, Guiness, or St Paulie Girl.

And SALT!!!

Good Job. I'd like to meet this "Chuck Norris" guy. Sounds like a real solid individual.

it is " SIR MONKEY " not mr monkey. please show some

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Also I heard he is sueing the makers of Law & Order for copyright infringement because they are the names of his left and right fists.

Her name is Lily. Here she is with a mop on her head.

dare i ask why your dog has a mop on her head?

she is gorgeous, and has a lovely name!

I was working late, got bored, and had a clean mop head that I was about to change out on the mop handle. Figured it would make for a lovely picture.

She is the most awesome dog ever. 65 lbs of face licking machine. I get woken up by her standing over me, about 3 inches from my face, groaning. Then she'll lick my face. Then groan. Then let out a little "woof". She knows when its 6:30 am....she gets up at the same time every morning.

that is soo sweet!

Don't sell yourself short, you will find that things you learned in the military will have given you short cuts to learning how the outside world works. Something you can't put a price on.

For starters, your comments on Ugoto show that you are years ahead of your actual age.

thank you. i think i owe that to my father though.

how old are you?

25

Hey, I agree... You got the right stuff!!

You forgot the Moon Pies

I ate a moon pie once. It was like trying to eat a small tire.