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Could jesus microwave a beritto so hot that he himself could not eat it?

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 03:34 PM
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Yes he could. He's Jesus. He could microwave ice and have it not melt. Even though microwaves are tuned to the specific frequency of water. When emitted causes sympathetic resonance in the water, which in turn causes friction, which in turn causes heat.

Jesus don't have to follow the rules of thermodynamics.

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 04:23 PM
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Does Jesus even know how to use a microwave?

Cmon, what a stupid question is that?!

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 05:14 PM
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yes he could. even though he is the son of God, he himself is not all powerful.

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alex657684
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 08:41 PM
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no....for the same reasons i said on the last question like this.

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kirby
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 11:43 PM
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yes he could. period.

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minodude
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 11:48 PM
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no, jesus couldnt BECAUSE HE IS A DEAD GUY, who was never given the chance to use a microwave because they werent around when he lived

jesus was born to marry and joseph, and lived in nazarith, and was killed by the romans because the jews sided with the big guy instead of the small cult everyone hates. Also, the penalty for trying to convert someone (as jesus did) is death

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devilborder
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 09:40 AM
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you just insluted a billion ppl how does that feel

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minodude
Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 07:51 PM
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im just stating the facts, told by my history teacher, not my jesus teacher

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