Being Pulled Over 7 comments | Posted by Sarah 31 months ago

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A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back"

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

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hunnybunny Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 06:41 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

LMAO!!!!!! great excuse and quick thinking

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alex657684 Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 01:31 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

LMFAO......i've heard this before, but it's still funny.

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Chagga Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 02:32 PM 248 tokens, 2.2 days wasted

LMAO
Damn Datz Good!

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Lokireloaded Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 03:44 PM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

good one. talk about right on time!

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minodude Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 11:24 PM 19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

he couldnt outrun the cop

all american cars, and some imports to america, have a special thing on the engine that cuts off the acceleration after 140 MPH, becuase thats how fast cop cars go

Just Kidding!!

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devilborder Posted on Aug 18, 2006 at 09:43 AM 403 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

thats some quick thinking right there

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baby_boy Posted on Aug 19, 2006 at 06:15 AM 3,117 tokens, 1.66 weeks wasted

I learned something today.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

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