Italian Man 3 comments | Posted by joe 31 months ago

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;
"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together.
I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more."

"You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

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minodude Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 07:06 PM 19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

why would an italian worry about spelling mississippi

is he a terrorist

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alex657684 Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 08:00 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

i bet she feels stupid......and where does she live that they don't talk about sex in public? i've heard many racy conversations just at wal-mart.

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WileyWeasel Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 12:26 AM 12,900 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

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ahhhh yes....Wal-Mart, the sex market of America...

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