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If God is almighty and powerful, and he indeed did create everything around us, then would it be possible for him to create a boulder so large and dense that even he couldn't lift it?

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Ohiobabe513
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 05:23 PM
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no. He is the almighty, and He can do anything.

(This comment was modified on Aug 15, 2006 05:24 PM)

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 05:29 PM
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Comment in reply to Ohiobabe513's original comment

Wha....your answer confounded the hell out of me.

Yes he could build a boulder so big that he couldn't lift it, even though he can do anything?

Or
Yes he could lift a boulder he built that was so big that even he couldn't lift it, because he can do anything?

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girl
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 05:32 PM
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yours confounded me even worse than hers

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girl
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 05:31 PM
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copying my title now are we?

i cant answer it, but my opinion is that there is no god, sorry if that offends anyone but we all have our opinions.

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 05:35 PM
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Have you thought that God might not only have physical strength?

And anyway, why would God bother to lift a boulder?
People build houses and they can not lift them. Same thing.

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for he shall never be disappointed"
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x_Muffin
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 02:51 AM
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Well said, OJ. :)

First show me this God fellow you're talking about.. Then we can talk about boulders. =/

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minodude
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 06:01 AM
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but people arent almighty

Just Kidding!!

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 05:54 PM
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The question is akin to the scene in Roxanne where Steve Martin buys a newspaper, screams after looking at the first page, then pays to throw it back in the news paper vending machine.

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alex657684
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 09:18 PM
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not possible........God is infinitely strong, therefore if he can create it, he can lift it. Now, it being impossible for him to create something he can't lift, that suggests he's not all-powerful as suggested in Christianity. But that's an argument for later........

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Chagga
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 09:43 PM
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U Turnin Emo Now Monkey?
How do we kno he cant lift it?
Can we see him lift it? The Storms and Climate
could be the way, maybe not..How would we kno?
Are we suppose to question him?
Well all i can say is ..I Dont Kno
But he is almighty

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minodude
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 06:02 AM
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heres the real answer

god CAN create a boulder so big he cant lift it WITH HIS PHYSICAL STRENGTH, but with his almighty powers, he could lift the boulder

either that or he wouldnt try to lift it, so it works out

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 12:05 PM
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Ok, so that idea makes sense. Physical strength wouldn't match "GOD" strength.

Never really thought of it in more terms than physical.

Mostly because I don't have any real strengths other than physical. Oh and the occasional power over women.

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