Mowing Your Lawn 11 comments | Posted by Monkey 31 months ago

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How do you mow your lawn?

I use a powered push mower, but I don't engage the drive wheels, as I prefer to actually do some work and push it.

My usual technique is to first pick up the 3 tons of dog shit off the lawn. I'll either toss it in the garden, in the garbage can, or over the fence. Its a lottery for the neighbors on who gets it, as its different each week.

Then I mow the lawn in the longest direction first which in my case is east to west, then I'll mow it perpendicular to the first mowing to get it all even.

I typically only use the edger every other to every 3rd weekend, and I'll do the park strip when ever it needs it being its not really grass, but some sort of slow growing weed.

I know the ladies are curious, so I'll answer. Yes I mow the lawn with my shirt off. Its about the only rule I have that I follow religiously when it comes to mowing the lawn.

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alex657684 Posted on Aug 13, 2006 at 01:46 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

lol...thank you for the class!!! No offense, but can you put your shirt back on? I don't really need to feel inferior and fat.

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teknine Posted on Aug 13, 2006 at 03:35 PM 664 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

I tend to be a bit more eccentric when i mow the lawn..i dont' hold back, i jam out!!



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Chagga Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 11:56 AM 248 tokens, 2.2 days wasted

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LOL
Wit The Tunes In The Background Right?

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OrangeJuice Posted on Aug 13, 2006 at 03:43 PM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

How do you mow your lawn?
My gardner does it.

Nice blog. Would be nice if you added some pictures to give us an example.

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for he shall never be disappointed"
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Monkey Posted on Aug 14, 2006 at 01:21 AM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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I'll see if I can't oblige my new fan club.

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Arch Posted on Aug 13, 2006 at 05:32 PM 2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

When I lived with my parents and had a yard with grass to mow, I wasn't let near the lawn mower. I always had to pick up all the sticks in our football field sized yard.
At least now I know how to use a mower...and a back hoe, and a front-end loader...

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hunnybunny Posted on Aug 14, 2006 at 08:39 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

I dont my hubbie does it he's a gardner lol amongst other things

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Sarah Posted on Aug 14, 2006 at 09:42 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

How do you mow your lawn?

I live in an apartment.
So, no lawn mowing for me.

My family used to own a summer house in Long Island. But, we had someone mow the lawn there.

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Monkey Posted on Aug 14, 2006 at 11:12 AM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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Theres no greater experience than mowing your own lawn, and stepping in the neighbors dogs shit.

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konifur Posted on Aug 14, 2006 at 12:32 PM 26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

great blog sir monkey.is that a photo of your mower?
i have a small lawn,i just use a pair of scissors to cut it.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Monkey Posted on Aug 14, 2006 at 05:06 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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Yes that is an artistic rendition of the actual mower used to cut my lawn.

Its a 6.5 horse power (4.8KW for you Brits) Craftsman rear bagging/mulching mower.

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