9. Get a bl0w job.


As long as she doesn't use her teeth.

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
This is true. You'd be making 3x more money, plus you'd be able to grab a womans ass whenever you wanted.

9. Get a bl0w job.
You'd find out how hard this really is to accomplish. You'd have a whole new respect for begging.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.
Its more of an addiction than a fascination.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
Guys don't talk to other guys when they have their dicks in their hands unless its in a porn.

6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.
Have you ever tried to work a fire hose? Its kind of like that. Plus you can't just hold it and not move it.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
By other end, I assume you mean the less messy end.

4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.
Its the unwritten rule (under the same Code of Mens Ethics as peeing anywhere you please) that a man may adjust his groceries if deemed uncomfortable. Plus its a good way to let others know how much heat your packing.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
A semi is hilarious to jump up and down with. An out right erection is mostly just used for the hot action. No real jumping involved unless shes a freak.

2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
Hey, it all depends on which way you measure. Theres no set standard other than "which ever way measures the biggest" Its not exactly an ISO9002 standard.

And the # 1 thing a women would do is:

1. Repeat # 9
Or at least get really good at begging.

you know, i bet this is actually true.....i wouldn't be surprised to hear it's based off a study of 1,000 women or something like that.

I'll admit it. I get mad penis envy once in awhile.