I'm So Awesome I Have People Asking Me For Money Now 18 comments | Posted by Monkey 32 months ago

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From Miss Rita Wemba,

Good day,

Dear,

It is a good a thing to write you. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will. Your profile pushed me to send you this mail,Actually,I am miss Rita Wemba 21years old and the only daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs.Wemba. My father was a highly reputable business magnet-(a cocoa merchant)who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in one of his business trips abroad year 12th.Febuary 2002.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time.But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 4 years old,and since then my father took me so special. Before his death on Febuary 12, 2002 he called me and told him that he has the sum of ten million five hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$10.5million) left in one of the leading security company in Abidjan, Ivory Coast. He further told me that he deposited the money in my name .
I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do.This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast.The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:- 1. Can you honestly help me as your daughter? 2. Can I completely trust you? 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account? Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible in my private email box(ritawemba00@yahoo.com). Thank you so much. My sincere regards,
Rita Wemba

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onetwothree Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 03:38 PM 1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

That just may be a bit of a fishy deal...dontcha think?

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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SoR_AWC Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 03:47 PM 7,314 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

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not fish... cocoa ( chocolate )

Perhaps he can invest in Cialis?

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ramrock Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 04:15 PM 6,101 tokens, 1.46 months wasted

I got the same pm....what gives?

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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videophotog Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 04:19 PM 17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

This is a form of the Nigerian Scam. DO NOT REPLY TO IT! It's a hoax. They will send you a "Cashier's Check" that you will deposit, it looks real and the bank will vouch for it until it bounces and you've already mailed their share and your out big bucks.

I reported to to Joe, if you get anything like that pm Joe and he will take care of it!

Here is her profile:

rita 22, Female, abidjan
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very honest and caring

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(This comment was modified on Aug 09, 2006 04:24 PM)

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Homefries Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 04:26 PM 1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

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Damn!!!!! and I thought I was her father!!!!!

(This comment was modified on Aug 09, 2006 04:26 PM)

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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petergriffin Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 04:33 PM 826 tokens, 4.18 days wasted

yes i got the exact same thing to.

it is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.

http://www.gooogIe.co.uk/?gid=66324&hl=en&meta=o&q=petergriffin%20is%20a%20fuc
king%20loser

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OrangeJuice Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 05:16 PM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

I got it too... So we're all 'so awesome' now, huh Monkey?

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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Phoenix_84 Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 05:26 PM 2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

yeah, i got this too. i actually emailed back and told her i couldn't help because it sounded too fishy

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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SoR_AWC Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 05:53 PM 7,314 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

a university undergraduate and she's never been to a bank before??

perhaps she was born in Kentucky?

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Monkey Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 10:38 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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No, then it would have been the dentist.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Phoenix_84 Posted on Aug 10, 2006 at 09:35 AM 2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

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This person gave me a phone number and the number is in Louisiana.

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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joe Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 06:19 PM 61,883 tokens, 3.03 months wasted

Messages have been deleted.

Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more,
yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

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dinnerbone Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 07:04 PM 214 tokens, 4.36 days wasted

I never had one.
I feel so left out :(

you cant buy happyness, steal it!

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kirby Posted on Aug 10, 2006 at 04:47 AM 1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted

yea i had one but then it got deleted! thanx joe!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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konifur Posted on Aug 10, 2006 at 06:48 AM 26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

i can think of two words for her and one of them is,OFF!

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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MeiMira Posted on Aug 10, 2006 at 09:10 AM 743 tokens, 3.46 days wasted

Should have read blogs first,who knew, spam PM's.

And Monkey... you are far beyond 'awesome'

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It's called 'rain'." - Michael McClary


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Monkey Posted on Aug 10, 2006 at 05:56 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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OMGTHKUSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMUCH!

Getting more awesomer by the day by the way. As I swim in the bay. All day.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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hunnybunny Posted on Aug 10, 2006 at 09:21 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

thanks for showing me what it was i did get one but it got deleted i cant beleive they have infultrated the site it's bad enought that i get this sort of think in my e-mail all the time

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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