I Wish I Had A Talking Clock 4 comments | Posted by petergriffin 32 months ago

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Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied. A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup" replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "YOU F*CK ING AS*HOLE....IT'S TEN PAST THREE IN THE MORNING!"

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Sarah Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 12:54 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Must be New Yorkers.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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Gatorbait Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 03:15 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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alex657684 Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 01:38 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

hey, it works.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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hotbutpsycho Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 10:21 PM 789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted

where i live hit the gong and someone will come over and break it on your head

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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