Rant Of The Week.from Mummy Bear 8 comments | Posted by konifur 32 months ago

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to set the scene....
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he looks
into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his
big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and goes into her rant......................................

"For Goodness sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?



It was Mummy Bear who got up first.

It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.

It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.

It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.


It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper and croissants.

It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter boxes, gave
the cats their food, and refilled their water.


And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arse downstairs and grace
Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once ........



I HAVEN'T MADE THE FUCKING PORRIDGE YET!!!"

And you daddy bear, i have told anough times i am a sodding bear. so dont ask for me to do it doggy style ever again.

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hotbutpsycho Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 05:26 AM 789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted

YAY YOU GO MOMMY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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hunnybunny Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 08:34 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

you go to mummy bear!!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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alex657684 Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 10:39 AM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

lol.......

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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SoR_AWC Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 10:45 AM 7,314 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

evidently mummy bear is on the rag.

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Arch Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 11:12 AM 2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

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With a husband like that, I doubt it. If she was on the rag there would be a papa bear head hanging on the wall.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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SoR_AWC Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 12:25 PM 7,314 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

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its a thinly veiled attack on men again... bears dont get married... and the mummy rant part says it... If someone wants to go off on men... go off... just dont cutesy it up so they dont look like a Lesbian.

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Gatorbait Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 09:12 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

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Whoa, Dude...Harsh!!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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mine Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 09:28 PM 1,602 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted

Ilove the last bit:
And you daddy bear, i have told anough times i am a sodding bear. so dont ask for me to do it doggy style ever again.

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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