Idea For A Kick Ass Tv Show! 17 comments | Posted by Monkey 32 months ago

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Here's an idea I just came up with all by myself that would make possibly a terrific tv show.

Start off by having it be some sort of talent thing. Singing or something. NO WAIT Cooking...thats it cooking.

Then have a panel of 3 judges.

This is where the cool part could happen.

An emcee for the event that no one knows quite where they came from. TV? Model? MTV Vidiot?

One of the judges, the far left judge on the tv screen is a British male. Full of himself, sassy and says what ever is on his mind. He's typically rude to everyone, even the other judges and the studio audience

The second judge is a female singer or something. She should sit in between the 2 male judges. And she could always have something encouraging to say to counter the brash Brit.

The third judge would probably be some obscure musician or a personality that makes music no one has ever heard. He usually is in the middle of the road in his opinion, but tries to make friends with the contestents by being somewhat polite, yet gives them constructive critisism.

Then, the 3 of them could argue from time to time, with the Brit being a bit over bearing, the woman in the middle being overly compensating with her friendly remarks, and the 3rd guy is just a weird son of a bitch that gets put in the news from time to time for stuff like losing weight or cutting his arm off or something.

Then from time to time the contestents on the show are total morons making fools of themselves for our entertainment.

Doesn't this sound like a million NAY BILLION dollar formula for a spectacular TV show?

I'd watch it.

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mellowkat Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 10:37 PM 881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

FOR REAL!!?? Wow you thought of that all by yourself!! You are soooo clever! How can i get in on this scheme? I want in on some of that money!

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Explodnation Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 10:50 PM 1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted

sooo original!!!!

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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Arch Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 11:45 PM 2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Can I be one of the morons humiliating myself on national television for public entertainment? Please??? I cook a mean can of spaghettios.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Monkey Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 11:51 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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Be aware that the Brit would say something like "You are quite possibly the worst cook I've ever seen."

And the 2nd judge would say "You go girl! You're doing your best and I think you're going to make it into the final!!!! YEAH!!!!!!"

And the 3rd judge would make a 1/2 assed attempt at humor while complimenting you on some obscure skill you presented during said reheating of aforementioned Spaghetti-O's™. Then he'd yell to the audience "AM I RIGHT?"

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hotbutpsycho Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 12:05 AM 789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted

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speghetti o's are good

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Arch Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 01:11 AM 2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

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BRING IT ON!!! YEAH DOG!!!!

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spudlump Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 12:37 AM 587 tokens, 1.53 weeks wasted

Dumb idea.

Next, you will try to formulate some lame 'sitcom' about the war in Korea, focusing on some remote surgical doctors or somesuch, or maybe a lame idea for a setting in a Boston bar, where there are a plethora of 'colorful' characters.

Stick to your fabrication, biz, laddie.

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konifur Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 04:06 AM 26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

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thats a great idea for a sitcom .you should sit down and write it .maybe call it THE BOSTON BARi would watch it.

hey! it wasn`t me!

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Monkey Posted on Aug 07, 2006 at 05:50 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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DID YOU HAXXOR INTO MY C0mpUt3r? I had that very idea about a "dramady" type sitcom about the 1st Gulf War. I was going to call it Crush. The main focus was going to be on a whacky mechanic that likes to make his own booze in his tent.

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Katt Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 01:37 AM 13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Hmmmmm.....


American Pie-dol?

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Gatorbait Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 08:38 AM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

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That was worth a laugh

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Nat Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 02:35 AM 300 tokens, 1.72 days wasted

i thinks thats already been done.

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alex657684 Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 10:04 AM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

lol......i think there's about 50 shows like that already.........

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Sarah Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 10:43 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Oh Monkey ...
How do you come up with such good ideas ?
You must be gifted.

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Monkey Posted on Aug 07, 2006 at 05:48 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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Im not only gifted, I'm special. My mommy says so.

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OrangeJuice Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 03:51 PM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Sounds like the BBC's Master Chef, just with a monkey...

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for he shall never be disappointed"
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MRB Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 11:42 AM 1,252 tokens, 2.18 days wasted

we have too many of this type of show

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