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18 comments | Posted by PANCAKES 32 months ago

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I can't stand those freakin cashiers who decide to have a 20 minute conversation with the person in front of me. All the people want you to do is to buy thier stuff and leave not have a twenty minute conversation on their moms bowl movements. And this happens to EVERYONE!! And theres always that ONE Cashier that'll talk about ANYTHING!! All that frakin lady was buyin was a bag of cheese doodles and she was there for ten minutes. TEN MINUTES!!!!!!
All they need to say is Hello.... Is that all?.... And heres yer total...

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turdman
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 12:58 PM
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LMAO yea i know hoe u feel . . . i usually tell them to move im a sorta nice way if i hear a conversation starting up

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

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alex657684
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 01:01 PM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

lol.....actually I thought it was 11, but ok.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 01:04 PM
26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

yeh you are right there.the worst ones are in the self service resturants.i got my food and third from the cashier and she`s giving it yak yak yakity yak.i nearly shouted" HUNGRY FAT BASTARD COMMING THROUGH,SHUT UP BITCH AND DO SOME WORK!" but someone beat me to it.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Marks.

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Arch
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 02:48 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

When it gets busy in my store, I get to sounding like a robot just to get people through. "Hello, Your total is..., Thank you have a nice day."
If people try starting up a conversation, I just pretend I didn't hear them and start the next person.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 06:29 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

AMEN!

When its busy I just give the rambling cashier short answers such as this for example

"Oh you're buying a case of Diet RockStars. Those are so good. Do you work out because I was wondering if you could answer a few questions I have about losing some weight off of my enormous ass...."

me: "Uh, yeah I dont really work out."

It doesn't matter if I'm in a tight shirt, or a tank top or a winter coat.

I just give a general nondescript answer to diffuse the situation so I can get going.

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PANCAKES
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 06:45 PM
236 tokens, 21.25 hours wasted

There was another half to that one !!! wtf!! Thats like the third time it did that to me!

Well she turned me into a newt..
A newt??
(long pause).... I got better..

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 07:03 PM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Im sorry guys, I dont know what you're talking about. I never happened to me before.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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mine
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 09:09 PM
1,602 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted

Lol@ cheese doodles.

Doodles???!!! is that meant to be noodles? I hope so 'cause doodle is kiddie talk for penis!!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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Dickhead
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 09:58 PM
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Comment in reply to mine's original comment

Cheese Doodles, might be regional? See photo.

The following image was attached:

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away..... Ronald Reagan

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mellowkat
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 10:12 PM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Dickhead's original comment

Must be American. We Aussies dont have em here We got cheetos and burger rings

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 12:40 AM
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Comment in reply to mellowkat's original comment

What are burger rings????

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Dickhead
Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 02:21 AM
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Comment in reply to mellowkat's original comment

Yes, what are burger rings? Uhmmmmmmm, Beef!

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them
away..... Ronald Reagan

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mellowkat
Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 02:33 AM
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Comment in reply to Dickhead's original comment

Theyre a bit hard to describe. They are orange rings like cheetoes that are sposed to taste like burger but tastes nothing like it. Still really yummy tho.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

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Dickhead
Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 02:46 AM
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Comment in reply to mellowkat's original comment

Do you have Slim Jims or Beef Jerky? I'm not a big fan but just curious speaking of beef.

Here could be a fun site for you. My regional grocery store online: http://www.peapod.com/site_frameset.jhtml?NUM1=1154846563803

I know there are many other stores online, this is just the one I know.

I'm certain you have online food shopping too, I would be interested in seeing your online store!

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them
away..... Ronald Reagan

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Aug 07, 2006 at 04:44 PM
7,314 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

Comment in reply to mellowkat's original comment

and you have Vegamite... one of the worst tasting substances sold to unsuspecting consumers.

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mellowkat
Posted on Aug 07, 2006 at 08:01 PM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

YAAAAAAAAY vegemite!!!!! Im a happy little vegemite as bright as bright as can be, we all enjoy our vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

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Dickhead
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 09:58 PM
219 tokens, 17.45 hours wasted

At least your cashiers speak English!

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them
away..... Ronald Reagan

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Aug 07, 2006 at 05:32 AM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Dickhead's original comment

lol! I totally understand you

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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