Indian Telephone Operator 8 comments | Posted by WileyWeasel 32 months ago

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Indian Telephone Operator

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready."

The Manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.

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stutterfly Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 12:05 PM 628 tokens, 1.5 days wasted

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videophotog Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 12:10 PM 17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

Now I understand why I don't understand most tech support centers!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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alex657684 Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 12:49 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

wow....i think i did speak to him.......

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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10step Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 02:16 PM 718 tokens, 2.57 days wasted

they need a button that says "hear good" english press 1

KEEP YUR STICK ON THE ICE

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Monkey Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 05:35 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Ok now take out battery.

"I ALREADY DID THAT!"

ok good now put battery back in.

"WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS TWICE NOW!"

ok good now push the off button so it is off and your computer turns on.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?"

ok good now what is on main screen turn on?

"NOTHING IS ON MY SCREEN THE COMPUTER WILL NOT TURN ON!"

Ok now take out battery.

"I ALREADY DID THAT!"

ok good now put battery back in.

*i hang up*

This is why I won't buy another DELL anything. If they think their new LCD displays are the cats ass thats fine. I'm not buying one. I wouldn't use one for a table.

(This comment was modified on Aug 08, 2006 05:36 PM)

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videophotog Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 03:26 AM 17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

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You are 100% right, that's why I keep buying HP!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Gatorbait Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 09:42 AM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

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Gateway for me this time

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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konifur Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 04:40 AM 26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

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thats is so funny but so true.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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