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44 comments | Posted by Monkey 32 months ago

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Here is the greatest thing I've ever made in MS Paint. This is the work in question that I was going to post, then wasn't then I was undecided.

I decided I can't let my personal feelings get in the way of you, my loyal fans, enjoying my artwork.

So here it is in all its glory.

I will be offering original hand painted numbered reproductions of this on 48" x 36" canvas stretched on a wooden frame for a limited time.

The following image was attached:

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alex657684
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 06:51 PM
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LO fuckin' L.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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minodude
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 06:55 PM
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i want to buy one

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 06:57 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Only one?

I'm insulted.

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turdman
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 07:01 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

ILL TAKE AS MUCH AS 500,000,000 BUKS CAN GET ME

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 07:03 PM
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Comment in reply to turdman's original comment

That will buy you 5.

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hotbutpsycho
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 07:09 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

i'll take a million of em just put it on my grandpas tab

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 07:13 PM
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Comment in reply to hotbutpsycho's original comment

Whats your grandpas name and I'll get an invoice made up and get your one of a kind hand painted numbered reproductions out asap.

thanks.

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hotbutpsycho
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 07:14 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

my granpa's name is bill he lives in mihigan and hes a millionare

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 07:16 PM
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Comment in reply to hotbutpsycho's original comment

Sounds good to me!!!

If you want I can gift wrap one of these to "Bill in Michigan whos a millionaire" if you would like. Gift wrapping is $5.00 more.

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

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hotbutpsycho
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 07:17 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

bill danner remember that

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Aug 06, 2006 at 12:48 AM
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Comment in reply to hotbutpsycho's original comment

Would that be Bill Davidson.....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

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theyâ€™ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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Arch
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 07:19 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Simply amazing. I will be entertained for hours and hours. If no one else knows what I'm talking about try staring at the dot for 30 seconds. Then look at another white spot on the drawing. The dots still there, but in many colors!!!! Too bad for Monkey I learned about the print screen button. Your artwork is mine biatch!!

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 07:21 PM
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Comment in reply to Arch's original comment

LOL stealing is a crime.

And, yours wont be hand pained on stretched canvas, nor will it be numbered, NOR will it have that special Monkey Funk™ aroma that most of my paintings have.

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Arch
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 08:21 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

You piss on them???

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 10:16 PM
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Comment in reply to Arch's original comment

Not exactly. I leave the finished paintings in my bathroom for 2 weeks before I send them out.

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Arch
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 05:56 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Well, knowing how guys are there's probably piss on it.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Katt
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 08:15 PM
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I need a Kleenex. I'm moved to tears. Beautiful artwork gets to my soul.

Pure.

Genius.

BRAVO!

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 07:58 AM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

LOL! You reminds me of the art teacher I used to have in high school
Just that she used to give a long speech afterwards...

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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spudlump
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 09:56 PM
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Cut your ear off or something.

Then you can charge even more!

Praise cheeses!

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 10:15 PM
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Comment in reply to spudlump's original comment

I'm thinking I'll cut both my thumbs off and mail them to Les Moonves. Should increase the value 5 fold!

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spudlump
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 10:58 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Of which "period" was this artwork created?

BWHAHAAHAHAAA!!!

erm....

Praise cheeses!

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 05:46 PM
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Comment in reply to spudlump's original comment

My pragmatic prestadigitation period.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 02:39 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

you are amazing. im sure another award of some sort will be comming your way.

there was a judge who had no thumbs......

he was known as " justice fingers"

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Nat
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 10:11 PM
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Man, how did I not think of it first.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 10:18 PM
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Comment in reply to Nat's original comment

Dont feel bad just because you have little to no artistic talent! You might accel in other areas. Have you ever tried baiting hooks for deep sea fishing tours?

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kirby
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 10:24 PM
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its absoulutely breath taking!! thank u monkey for sharing.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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Gatorbait
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 10:32 PM
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I had so very many things in my mind to say about this, but now that the time has come, I'm simply drawing a blank!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 10:37 PM
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Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

That taken aback by my artistic impressionism of the economic fall back of post WWII Germany eh?

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Gatorbait
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 10:50 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Uummmm.....Yeah...Thats right... Thats the ticket!! Seems I need to brush up on my post World War II impressionistic art....

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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petergriffin
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 11:13 PM
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im gonna buy one. have it autographed by you. then take it out of the frame and wipe my ass with it. HA!

it is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.

http://www.gooogIe.co.uk/?gid=66324&hl=en&meta=o&q=petergriffin%20is%20a%20fuc
king%20loser

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petergriffin
Posted on Aug 04, 2006 at 11:41 PM
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oops double post

(This comment was modified on Aug 04, 2006 11:42 PM)

it is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.

http://www.gooogIe.co.uk/?gid=66324&hl=en&meta=o&q=petergriffin%20is%20a%20fuc
king%20loser

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Dickhead
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 01:01 AM
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No one has commented on thier impressions or interpretations!

I see the blank canvas as perfection with the dot as a imperfection. Like as we struggle with life. As a teen we have perfect skin except for that one zit only the beholder sees, or as a writer that struggles for the perfect novel, but one chapter isn't quite right.

Then again the dot can represent the beginning of life. I guess it depends on how much wine and cheese you have, more than likely the wine!

(This comment was modified on Aug 05, 2006 01:02 AM)

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them
away..... Ronald Reagan

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hotbutpsycho
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 04:53 AM
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Comment in reply to Dickhead's original comment

i tihkn your right the dot represents the bringing of life cuz when your a baby the first thing you see is that tiny lil hole you have to come out of

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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turdman
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 09:36 AM
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Comment in reply to hotbutpsycho's original comment

um yea that or monkey just decided to waist some more of our time by puting a dot and seeing wut our reactions would b

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

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Homefries
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 06:13 AM
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WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 07:56 AM
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I knew you'd do it Monkey. Trying to pull everyyone's leg for "nothing".
You can do better than that!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 04:43 PM
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Comment in reply to OrangeJuice's original comment

Look beyond the meaning to find the deeper more obscure meaning which means different things to different people during different times in their lives.

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Sharikec
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 04:25 PM
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Sweet...

Blah.. blah.. blah....

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girl
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 05:11 PM
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what can i say?

live for today regret it tomorrow!

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 05:46 PM
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Comment in reply to girl's original comment

You have spoken volumes to me already.

Wealth â‰ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

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girl
Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 06:06 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

is that in a good way or bad?

live for today regret it tomorrow!

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girl
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 05:11 PM
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what can i say?

live for today regret it tomorrow!

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ramrock
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 07:11 PM
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ya know I seen something similar recently.......right after I swatted a fly on the refridgerator.

But I am sure yours took alot more talent than that

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 05, 2006 at 09:50 PM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

It took me days NAY WEEKS to complete this from idea, to philosiphising the meaning, to actually getting around to doing it.

Wealth â‰ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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