Words That Don't Exist But Should 9 comments | Posted by aerozeppelin13 43 months ago

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1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus)

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar' per pet u a shun)

The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt')

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

4. ELBONICS (el bon' iks)

The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

5. FRUST (frust)

The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until they finally decide to give up and sweep it under the rug.

6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun)

Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

7. PEPPIER (pehp ee ay')

The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh)

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

9. PUPKUS (pup' kus)

The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun)

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away from it.

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Fox_Logan Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 08:12 PM 499 tokens, 4.56 days wasted

my friend once used a word which made me laugh every time he said it

HIPPOPOTOPIGOMOOSE (Hippopotamus pig moose)
He used to say it to girls he thought was ugly (not just random girls he said it to the ones that upset him)

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SoR_AWC Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 09:47 AM 7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

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if your friend was 10 go away... if he wasnt still go away

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Fox_Logan Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 11:33 AM 499 tokens, 4.56 days wasted

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for someone that spends alot of time on here you dont have much of a sence of humour,

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SoR_AWC Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 12:46 PM 7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

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my sense of humor is fine... I just dont have the same patience with children that I used to.

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Fox_Logan Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 02:24 PM 499 tokens, 4.56 days wasted

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im 25 im far from being a child and at the time he was 23,

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SoR_AWC Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 03:18 PM 7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

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my friend once used a word which made me laugh every time he said it

HIPPOPOTOPIGOMOOSE (Hippopotamus pig moose)

still sounds like 10 years old regardless... my cousins talked like that a long time ago...if he wasnt on drugs or drunk... I do not wish to speculate further.

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alex657684 Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 08:35 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

hmmm.....people actually have time to come up with this stuff????

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Phoenix_84 Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 11:59 AM 2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

bullvalexia: the urge to put your head out of a moving vehicle and "moo" at the cattle

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Ketchup

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OrangeJuice Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 03:52 PM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Lol! There's a reason why those words aren't being used... If they were useful they'd be used, but they're not

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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