Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted to buy some fancy new panties. The saleslady talked her into buying a real nice bright red crotchless pair. Grandma put them on and waited for grandpa to come home.
When grandpa came home, grandma was all laid out upon the bed and pointed down to the new crotchless panties she had on. She said, "Come on grandpa, you want some of this?"
Grandpa said, "Hell no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
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1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.