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Knitting In The Wating Room
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Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them were knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.
"What's that pill for?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
"What's that pill for?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.
"What's that pill for?" the others asked her.
"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this bloody sweater!"

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amysue180
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 07:54 AM
102 tokens, 1.44 days wasted

that's not even close to funny

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 09:04 AM
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that is horrible. who ever posted this should be slapped!

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I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
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girl
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 10:10 AM
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okay at first i did not understand it, after abit of reasearch i now think it is disgusting you should be ashamed of yourself for thinking this was at all funny. rot in hell

live for today regret it tomorrow!

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stutterfly
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 07:35 PM
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i don't get it and i'm not good with research in summer

sooo mind explaining? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze?
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girl
Posted on Aug 03, 2006 at 09:14 AM
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Thalidomide was a drug back in the 1950's made in Germany to combat morning sickness. It was later found to cause birth defects in children. they would be born with half an arm or no arms ect...

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stutterfly
Posted on Aug 03, 2006 at 09:17 AM
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omg k thnxx i get it now

THAT'S HORRIBLE!!!!

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girl
Posted on Aug 03, 2006 at 11:25 AM
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i know its horrible, and the person who wrote this thought it was funny?!?!?!?

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sugar5740
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 10:26 AM
73 tokens, 4.43 days wasted

Utterly tasteless. I cannot believe anyone thought that was funny.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 10:58 AM
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them type ofjokes where told in the 1970`s and were not funny then.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Marks.

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Arch
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 12:10 PM
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For anyone who hasn't looked it up, Thalidomide was a drug back in the 1950's made in Germany to combat morning sickness. It was later found to cause birth defects in children.

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alex657684
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 02:12 PM
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that is so messed up........

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Celeste
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 09:21 PM
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I went to school with 2 kids who had deformed limbs from this and it was really hard on them and their guilt ridden mothers.. SHAME ON YOU for posting this........

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