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13 comments | Posted by girl 43 months ago
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i am dedecating this blog to Monkey, im sure you all know who he is: http://www.ugoto.com/profiles/Monkey/

well, recently he made this blog called 'keep checking this space' http://www.ugoto.com/blogs/Monkey/40859.html#140826, and over the period this blog has been going, alot of us have been checking in to see what was soo amazing,

it reached over 100 comments and now hes not even going to share the amazing thing after all our time we spent there! so i just wanted to say, thank you monkey for wasting soo much of my life checking your blog for nothing, i hope your ashamed of yourself meanie! =-P

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View Profile for HomefriesHomefries
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 09:16 AM
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Although they may appear to be friendly and nice and can resemble human babies for some people, many people believe that monkeys should not be kept as, or seen as, pets. While baby monkeys are usually as easy to keep clean as a human infant (by diapering), monkeys that have reached puberty usually remove their diapers and cannot be toilet trained. They require constant supervision and mental stimulation. They usually require a large amount of attention. Monkeys can not handle being away from their owners for long periods of time, such as family trips for example, due to their need of attention. Bored monkeys can become extremely destructive and may even go so far as to smear or throw their own feces. There needs to be a lot of time set aside for cleaning up whatever mess the monkey might make. Most adolescent monkeys begin to bite unpredictably and pinch adults and children.

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 12:58 PM
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Very clever !!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for girlgirl
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 05:59 AM
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very clever indeed!


live for today regret it tomorrow!

 
View Profile for teknineteknine
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 05:29 PM
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As always Tek missed it over his head...i don't even know WTF everyone is talking(typing) about...i hate when this happens.lol..now i gotta go mow the lawn w/this pondering my over my head..well i hope the monks gonna show what he wanted to show..i hope it's one of his famous masterpieces..i love those..

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

 
View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 05:30 PM
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From the beginning I knew its just some trick of him. I cant believe people really thought he'd post something!
He just wanted to waste everyone's time. Well, I didnt buy it!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 07:16 PM
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Oh I have something to share, but everyone has to play nice. I'm quite sensative to such accusations.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for turdmanturdman
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 09:18 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

then just share it and we will all love you again

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 10:30 PM
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Comment in reply to turdman's original comment

Well, in a perfect world that might work, but there are some people here that need to redeem themselves.

I won't delete what I made. I'll keep it, as I know in the cockles of my heart, those that have doubted me will come forward.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for girlgirl
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 05:58 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

sir monkey, i did redeem myself on your blog thats why i was upset, can i just see what it was that was soo amazing? please...

live for today regret it tomorrow!

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 09:20 AM
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Comment in reply to girl's original comment

At last someone else has called monkey by his new title,"SIR" he got a knighthood ( but does not wear it every night) off the queen when he visited the UK.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 10:48 AM
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You did, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for it. But others still haven't.

I have a simple solution for this that I might share with you all later.

K bye.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 05:30 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

trying to get the most responses to a post is just LAME


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 09:22 AM
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damn i forgot about it and stopped looking.sorry about that sir monkey.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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