Involuntary Muscular Contractions

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Involuntary Muscular Contractions
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to give an example his students could relate to.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm ?"
She replied, "He's probably golfing with his friends."

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alex657684
Posted on Jul 25, 2006 at 03:22 PM
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No....what does my asshole do while I'm having an orgasm?

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Monkey
Posted on Jul 25, 2006 at 03:28 PM
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lol.

Golf is stupid.

Sadly, I'm going to learn how to play it.

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Homefries
Posted on Jul 25, 2006 at 05:03 PM
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Golf? what happened to the sand dragging?

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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Monkey
Posted on Jul 25, 2006 at 05:08 PM
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Still doing that too.

But, since I'm going through a divorce, I'm doing neither.

The sand drag bike needs around another 2g's to be finished and ready to put a hurtin down.

I can get into a set of golf clubs for $500.00

AND when I hit the dunes, I'll be bringing my clubs to whack some dingers out into the sage brush.

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Jul 25, 2006 at 04:06 PM
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ya'll realize bamawolf posted this the day before yesterday, right?

still funny though.

i do wonder what a girl's anal sphincter does during an orgasm though?

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