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It Went Off!!
14 comments | Posted by CroNuS 32 months ago
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well guys my party went off

the music was cool, the booze flowed freely, food was good, my cake was awesome. After the party i headed to town, i went to a hip hop bar danced with a girl i really like (sarah) and went to a bar called micky finns that had an awesome band (also with sarah). As im a gentleman (lol) i escorted her to another bar to meet up with a couple of her other mates and went to meet up with a few of mine at another hip hop bar and met this pretty girl from africa (bit random i thought). After a few dances my mates (both male and female) went to a strip bar (oh and the african girl came as well) so we get there about 5am and and they were closing up in about 45mins but charged us the full price (a bit of a rip off i thought) any why i go to the bath room the african girl followed me in and soon after i get kicked out for having sex in there. got man-handled by the bouncer which i thought was unprevoked (i have a nice demenor when drunk) but ended up home alone :( about 6-ish - over all a pretty successful night......wish i stayed with sarah a bit longer though

so here is my entire night in emocons

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View Profile for turdmanturdman
Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 07:44 AM
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well u did most peoples whole weekends in a matter of 1 night i applause u

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

 
View Profile for CroNuSCroNuS
Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 05:22 PM
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Comment in reply to turdman's original comment

thank you
yeah i was pretty happy, 12 straight hours of party goodness

Common sense is not so common.
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View Profile for kiepaykiepay
Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 10:15 AM
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Ah, to be young and carefree again.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Soon enough you'll be driving a minivan to Chuck E. Cheeses ( a kids' joint).

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 11:39 AM
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i'll assume there was a hangover in there somewhere.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for CroNuSCroNuS
Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 05:20 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

i faired pretty well considering the tequila, didn't yak once so i was quite stoked with that - still feel like shit though

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 03:33 PM
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Cool party!

Next week is my 7th anniversary, and for those that don't know, I'm in the 3rd month of getting a divorce. So, to make up for it a good friend of mine is throwing me a party, and with a little luck it will be an orgy by 1am.

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Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for CroNuSCroNuS
Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 05:23 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

good luck with the orgy (ps some E might help things along lol)

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 04:32 PM
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So, you went out with Sarah behind her boyfriends back, then had sex with the African girl later that night ?

GO YOU !!!

Pimpin' ain't easy, but it sho' is fun !!!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
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View Profile for CroNuSCroNuS
Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 05:21 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

i dont think its called sex if you dont finish

Common sense is not so common.
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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 05:25 PM
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Comment in reply to CroNuS's original comment

And Clinton didn't inhale!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 24, 2006 at 09:03 AM
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Comment in reply to CroNuS's original comment

Awww ... are you blue ??

*winks*



(This comment was modified on Jul 24, 2006 09:05 AM)

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Jul 24, 2006 at 11:05 AM
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met this pretty girl from africa and then you had sex..... Any Idea where the AIDS virus came from???

A test would be in order although a positive is prety much the end... at least you wont share it.


 
View Profile for CroNuSCroNuS
Posted on Jul 24, 2006 at 04:42 PM
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Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

no stress, "no entry" occured because of the bouncer

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire

 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Jul 24, 2006 at 06:40 PM
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Comment in reply to CroNuS's original comment

congrats... you get to live... but a kiss transfers fluids too


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