Involuntary Muscular Contractions 4 comments | Posted by bamawolf25 32 months ago

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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to give an example his students could relate to.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably golfing with his friends."

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konifur   Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 08:00 AM 26,178 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

well if he`s out playing golf she will have multiple ones.and he will be having 18 holes himself.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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viktoria_ja Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 08:47 AM 1,028 tokens, 2.9 days wasted

or drinking beer

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alex657684 Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 11:43 AM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

so what does my asshole do while I'm having an orgasm?

and I don't stop until she's had more than two......and I hate golf.

(This comment was modified on Jul 23, 2006 11:44 AM)

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stutterfly Posted on Jul 25, 2006 at 10:49 AM 628 tokens, 1.5 days wasted

cough cough slut cough cough lol

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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